Ассоциации на английском

[Flighty]

Russian Wealth )

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/290/751/alg_prokhorov_speaks_display_image.jpg?1278643601

He also possesses surprisingly yellow teeth and speaks not really good English (watch his “60 minutes” debut and amuse yourself)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

He also possesses surprisingly yellow teeth and speaks not really good English (watch his “60 minutes” debut and amuse yourself)

Braces r not affordable to everyone :wink1:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Braces r not affordable to everyone :wink1:

Ugly Betty

[Milonguera]

Ugly Betty

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

He was beast :confused:

[Milonguera]

He was beast :confused:

Gov. Janet Napolitano signed into law a bill to again make bestiality a crime in Arizona.

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Gov. Janet Napolitano signed into law a bill to again make bestiality a crime in Arizona.

Lawful lesbian weddings , thats what I'm more interested in :wink1:

[untamed]

Lawful lesbian weddings , thats what I'm more interested in :wink1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_02_UgzQY&feature=related

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_02_UgzQY&feature=related

I'm oh so much prettier :rolleyes:

[untamed]

I'm oh so much prettier :rolleyes:
I feel pretty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voufbcx2nRI&feature=related

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

I feel pretty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voufbcx2nRI&feature=related

-U can milk anybody with nippls.
- I have nipples , can U milk me?
:grum:
(отвлечённо , но с таким же синтаксисом))))

[Serge7]

-U can milk anybody with nippls.
- I have nipples , can U milk me?
:grum:
(отвлечённо , но с таким же синтаксисом)))) Is there any kind of cookie you can make without milk and sugar? )

[Flighty]

Is there any kind of cookie you can make without milk and sugar? )

(Yep, even tough cookies made with milk and sugar)

“They call me a tough cookie. I guess I am. Came from a good family. Regular batch. Lots of dough. Lived the high life. Top of the Jar. They're all gone now. I hit bottom and stayed there. It was rough. Still is. But you get used to it. I'm a tough cookie.”

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!B-o,fZ!BGk~$(KGrHqZ,!jQEzL!vJu2oBM9Q,q,kF!~~0_1.JPG

[Milonguera]

(Yep, even tough cookies made with milk and sugar)

“They call me a tough cookie. I guess I am. Came from a good family. Regular batch. Lots of dough. Lived the high life. Top of the Jar. They're all gone now. I hit bottom and stayed there. It was rough. Still is. But you get used to it. I'm a tough cookie.”

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!B-o,fZ!BGk~$(KGrHqZ,!jQEzL!vJu2oBM9Q,q,kF!~~0_1.JPG

How To Confuse The Idiots In Your Life
(A book of answers for people who usually don't even get the questions)

[Serge7]

How To Confuse The Idiots In Your Life
(A book of answers for people who usually don't even get the questions) :)))

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_35kDzNt-gTQ/SpWEePRaClI/AAAAAAAACZ4/mCUfxRP4E_I/s400/stupid_idiots_big.jpg

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

:)))

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_35kDzNt-gTQ/SpWEePRaClI/AAAAAAAACZ4/mCUfxRP4E_I/s400/stupid_idiots_big.jpg

If you talk to idiot ,
He , probably , doing the same thing at the same time :wink1:

[Serge7]

If you talk to idiot ,
He , probably , doing the same thing at the same time :wink1:
:grum: :rofl:

http://jeremylott.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/Idiots2.bmp

[Milonguera]

If you talk to idiot ,
He , probably , doing the same thing at the same time :wink1:

идеи просвещения масс..... :val:

[Flighty]

идеи просвещения масс..... :val:

разночинский этап революционного движения в России
:rolleyes:

[Milonguera]

идеи просвещения масс..... :val:

brain freeze! I was supposed to write in English... and I corrupted Flighty as well... mea culpa (I have nothing to lose, can use Latin now :( )

[Flighty]

brain freeze! I was supposed to write in English... and I corrupted Flighty as well... mea culpa (I have nothing to lose, can use Latin now :( )

(I just followed the flaw!)
:rofl:

"Stupidity is not disability"

(Once in CA I saw this happy notice placed right by the sign of disabled parking in front of the tiny restaurant with A VERY FEW parking spots. Guess, where was my car parked?)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

(I just followed the flaw!)
:rofl:

"Stupidity is not disability"

(Once in CA I saw this happy notice placed right by the sign of disabled parking in front of the tiny restaurant with A VERY FEW parking spots. Guess, where was my car parked?)

At lunch time sit in your parked car in sunglasses and point hairdrier at passing cars...see , if they slow down :)
(prank)

[untamed]

At lunch time sit in your parked car in sunglasses and point hairdrier at passing cars...see , if they slow down :)
(prank)

:grum:

[Бугор]

:grum:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB_JCUw9SoU Old people :grum:

[Milonguera]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB_JCUw9SoU Old people :grum:

sorry it's a bit long..

Don't Mess With Grandma:

This is a true story ... An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out
and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

AH, SENIOR MOMENTS!!!!!

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

sorry it's a bit long..

Don't Mess With Grandma:

This is a true story ... An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out
and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

AH, SENIOR MOMENTS!!!!!

Love my son
(trying not to end up in cheep "Shady Pines"

[Flighty]

Love my son
(trying not to end up in cheep "Shady Pines"

(don't shoot me, please, and don't take it personal! I read a similar dialog a while ago in some book about Texas and cowboys)

- You… son of a bitch!
- WHAT???!!!
- Oh, I just said, I bet you never saw such a beautiful woman!

[Spartacus]

(don't shoot me, please, and don't take it personal! I read a similar dialog a while ago in some book about Texas and cowboys)

- You… son of a bitch!
- WHAT???!!!
- Oh, I just said, I bet you never saw such a beautiful woman!

this is preposterous, rephrase yourself!!!

[Flighty]

this is preposterous, rephrase yourself!!!

I did my best...
:27:

[Dima424]

I did my best...
:27:

never good enough!!!

[Spartacus]

never good enough!!!

sustained! she should try HARDER

[Flighty]

sustained! she should try HARDER

(don’t take it personal, please!)

You certainly missed the ball
Men usually experience no problems with getting hard-ons on me.
:27:

[Spartacus]

(don’t take it personal, please!)

You certainly missed the ball
Men usually experience no problems with getting hard-ons on me.
:27:

:rofl: (cant give you reps from within my xoom tablet)
:kiss:

[Milonguera]

(don’t take it personal, please!)

You certainly missed the ball
Men usually experience no problems with getting hard-ons on me.
:27:

The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them.

[Flighty]

:rofl: (cant give you reps from within my xoom tablet)
:kiss:

(thank you, you made me blush) ))))))


The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them.

He had his chance.

[Milonguera]

(thank you, you made me blush) ))))))



He had his chance.

Men are simple creatures, they rarely understand hints... especially virtual ones. At least in real life your body language conveys a lot of information...

[Dima424]

Men are simple creatures, they rarely understand hints... especially virtual ones. At least in real life your body language conveys a lot of information...

sign language

[Flighty]

sign language

Sign it here and here. Initial, initial. Turn over the page and sign it one more time. Good to go!

[Dima424]

Sign it here and here. Initial, initial. Turn over the page and sign it one more time. Good to go!

sign your life away with "Ipoteka"

[Flighty]

sign your life away with "Ipoteka"

Gift of Life Donor Program
:rolleyes:

[Spartacus]

Gift of Life Donor Program
:rolleyes:

its no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking (an Irish proverb)

[Milonguera]

its no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking (an Irish proverb)

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. This way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes! :umn:

[Spartacus]

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. This way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes! :umn:

Always remember that 1 mile turns into 2 miles on your way back. But the deed of criticizing will be so much more substantiated and you'll get to choose whether to keep their shoes or not!!! :umn::umn:

[Flighty]

Always remember that 1 mile turns into 2 miles on your way back. But the deed of criticizing will be so much more substantiated and you'll get to choose whether to keep their shoes or not!!! :umn::umn:

How can you even suggest wearing someone’s shoes? Think about that odor or invisible fungus spores…

[Dima424]

1 mile, 2 mile, shoes, fungus...

Can we just say it life sucks and be done?

[Flighty]

1 mile, 2 mile, shoes, fungus...Can we just say it life sucks and be done?

Physicians Immediate Care
Walk-In Clinic
No Appointment Needed

[Dima424]

Physicians Immediate Care
Walk-In Clinic
No Appointment Needed

were you an accident?

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

were you an accident?

R U a dissedent?

[Flighty]

R U a dissedent?

Charges against him were dismissed due to lack of evidence.

[Dima424]

Charges against him were dismissed due to lack of evidence.

i give up...

[Flighty]

i give up...

True Americans NEVER give up. Don't give up!

[Dima424]

True Americans NEVER give up. Don't give up!

To bad i'm Russian GOPNIK (c) Carik-kamarik

[Milonguera]

To bad i'm Russian GOPNIK (c) Carik-kamarik

The Republican party was founded by anti-slavery expansion activists in 1854, it is often called the GOP (Grand Old Party).

[Flighty]

The Republican party was founded by anti-slavery expansion activists in 1854, it is often called the GOP (Grand Old Party).

Federalists and Confederates

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Federalists and Confederates

Confedenciality :confused:

[Flighty]

Confedenciality :confused:

a one-year non-compete agreement

[Spartacus]

a one-year non-compete agreement

dead man profile

[Milonguera]

dead man profile

A face profile is the view of your face from the side.

[Spartacus]

A face profile is the view of your face from the side.

facial profile would sound more on the spot, i think

racial profiling

[Milonguera]

facial profile would sound more on the spot, i think

racial profiling

Amazing Race :)

[Flighty]

facial profile would sound more on the spot, i think
racial profiling


Amazing Race :)

Racist, chauvinist… you name it!
A couple days ago I saw the flyer picturing a man presenting beautiful flowers to a woman. The sign read, “SEXIST!”
OMG, why does it seem so ridiculous to me?

[Milonguera]

Racist, chauvinist… you name it!
A couple days ago I saw the flyer picturing a man presenting beautiful flowers to a woman. The sign read, “SEXIST!”
OMG, why does it seem so ridiculous to me?

Very sad... unfortunately, because of all the political correctness the American culture is becoming quite sterile. That's why I love Argentinean tango - it makes me feel like a woman, not some gender confused object...

[Flighty]

Very sad... unfortunately, because of all the political correctness the American culture is becoming quite sterile. That's why I love Argentinean tango - it makes me feel like a woman, not some gender confused object...

the wild flame of flamenco

http://comps.fotosearch.com/printpreview.aspx?filepath=AGE/AGE058/K74-472743.jpg
http://www.viningsgallery.com/_images/featured-artists/fabian-perez/lg/flamenco-dancer-iii.jpg

[Serge7]

the wild flame of flamenco
A highly technical dance style.

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

A highly technical dance style.

Whenever :
Highly technical,
Observative,
Recognizable,
Everybodies women
(Otherwords : whore)
ток не воспринимайте в личку :27:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

the wild flame of flamenco

http://comps.fotosearch.com/printpreview.aspx?filepath=AGE/AGE058/K74-472743.jpg
http://www.viningsgallery.com/_images/featured-artists/fabian-perez/lg/flamenco-dancer-iii.jpg

Uncovered passion :34:

[Milonguera]

Whenever :
Highly technical,
Observative,
Recognizable,
Everybodies women
(Otherwords : whore)
ток не воспринимайте в личку :27:

Uncovered passion :34:

Is technical passion a passion for technology or rather technical, mechanical approach to passion? :confused:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Is technical passion a passion for technology or rather technical, mechanical approach to passion? :confused:

Passion fruit
(Watch episode "Freak Show" from SINTC , how freak is eating it....big turn off:teufel:)

[Adrina]

Passion fruit
(Watch episode "Freak Show" from SINTC , how freak is eating it....big turn off:teufel:)

Clockwork Orange

http://pbmo.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/a-clockwork-orange.png?w=300&h=481

[Flighty]

Clockwork Orange



"The Five Orange Pips"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Sherlock_Holmes_Portrait_Paget.jpg

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"The Five Orange Pips"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Sherlock_Holmes_Portrait_Paget.jpg

Dollop of vodka in da morning OJ :wink1:

[Flighty]

Dollop of vodka in da morning OJ :wink1:

"I say I wanna be alone..."

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"I say I wanna be alone..."

"Home Alone" - 5 :wink1:

[Flighty]

"Home Alone" - 5 :wink1:

"Home is where the heart is"

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0462l.jpg

[Serge7]

"Home is where the heart is"

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0462l.jpg Home Sweet Home.. )

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens4266222module29637702photo_1240687808Hom e-Sweet-Home-Cover.jpg

[Flighty]

Home Sweet Home.. )


"Yankee, go home"
http://www.sabinabecker.com/images/yankee-go-home-mars.jpg

[Milonguera]

"Yankee, go home"
http://www.sabinabecker.com/images/yankee-go-home-mars.jpg

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. :)

[Flighty]

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. :)

Secretariat, the Triple Crowned Hero of the Kentucky Derby 1973

http://www.magialuna.net/secret4.jpg

[Птиц]

Secretariat, the Triple Crowned Hero of the Kentucky Derby 1973

http://www.magialuna.net/secret4.jpg

"The Great Shark Hunt" by Hunter S. Thompson

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq273/conantroutman13/TheGreatSharkHunt-HSThompson.jpg

[Milonguera]

"The Great Shark Hunt" by Hunter S. Thompson

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq273/conantroutman13/TheGreatSharkHunt-HSThompson.jpg

Egg hunt :27: (appropriately)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Egg hunt :27: (appropriately)

Faberge
(banal association)

[Hallucinogen]

Faberge
(banal association)

lamborghini
(suitable for faberge balls transportation)

[Serge7]

lamborghini
(suitable for faberge balls transportation) Fabergé eggs , not balls! )) :grum: :lol:

http://how-to-do-it.net/how-to/wp-content/uploads/How-to-Do-Faberge-Eggs.jpg

[Milonguera]

Fabergé eggs , not balls! )) :grum: :lol:

Everyone loves eggnog, but not everyone has been lucky enough to have had a homemade eggnog recipe handed down to them from their family or friends.

[Flighty]

Everyone loves eggnog, but not everyone has been lucky enough to have had a homemade eggnog recipe handed down to them from their family or friends.

…and in my household I’d prefer to have just a regular pair of “family eggs” in good working condition, so I’d reject ancient ones from elderly relatives and used ones from friends’ charity
:27:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

…and in my household I’d prefer to have just a regular pair of “family eggs” in good working condition, so I’d reject ancient ones from elderly relatives and used ones from friends’ charity
:27:

second hand balls :teufel:

[Flighty]

second hand balls :teufel:

Tuscany Ballooning
Come fly with us!

http://www.balloonintuscany.com/photo/10b.jpg

[Hallucinogen]

Come fly with us!


Fly me to the moon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9h0MNMfKuQ

[Flighty]

Fly me to the moon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9h0MNMfKuQ

Blue Moon

http://chaosinthekitchen.com/images/bluemoon1.jpg

[untamed]

Everyone loves eggnog, but not everyone has been lucky enough to have had a homemade eggnog recipe handed down to them from their family or friends.

On Jay Leno show eggnog was called a "salmonella beverage". :rolleyes:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

On Jay Leno show eggnog was called a "salmonella beverage". :rolleyes:

aaaaand we're back to eggs ...:rolleyes:

[Hallucinogen]

aaaaand we're back to eggs ...:rolleyes:

fish eggs

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

fish eggs

И смелл something fishy

[Hallucinogen]

И смелл something fishy

"Hey, girls !"

[Milonguera]

"Hey, girls !"

Tiamat is a chaos monster in Babylonian mythology, a primordial goddess of the ocean and salt water.... :teufel:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Tiamat is a chaos monster in Babylonian mythology, a primordial goddess of the ocean and salt water.... :teufel:

To make long story short:
Lobster is the best , right? :)

[Hallucinogen]

To make long story short:
Lobster is the best , right? :)
Junk food

Along the northeastern coast of the U.S., the lobster was once so common in the 17th and 18th centuries that it was considered a "junk" food. When caught in great quantities or stranded on shore after severe storms, lobsters served as garden fertilizer and as a food staple given to widows, orphans, servants, and prisoners.

[Pussy]

Junk food

I want to go to the toilet and shoot the cat when I hear it :vesh:

[Dima424]

I want to go to the toilet and shoot the cat when I hear it :vesh:

Drop your kids off at the pool?

[Flighty]

Drop your kids off at the pool?

Pull over NOW!!!

http://www.wikihow.com/images/0/08/0_168135217_f27e293210.jpg

[Milonguera]

Pull over NOW!!!

Definition of a pullover - a piece of clothing which is made of a warm material such as wool, has long sleeves, and is worn over the top part of the body and put on by pulling it over your head.... (Cambridge Dictionary Online)

[Serge7]

Definition of a pullover - a piece of clothing which is made of a warm material such as wool, has long sleeves, and is worn over the top part of the body and put on by pulling it over your head.... (Cambridge Dictionary Online)

sweater (plural sweaters (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sweaters#English))

A knitted (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/knit) jacket (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jacket) or jersey (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jersey), usually of thick wool (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wool), worn by athletes (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/athlete) before or after exercise (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/exercise).
A similar garment (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/garment) worn for warmth (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/warm).
A person (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/person) who sweats (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sweat). :grum: :lol:

[Milonguera]

sweater (plural sweaters (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sweaters#English))

A knitted (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/knit) jacket (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jacket) or jersey (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jersey), usually of thick wool (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wool), worn by athletes (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/athlete) before or after exercise (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/exercise).
A similar garment (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/garment) worn for warmth (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/warm).
A person (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/person) who sweats (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sweat). :grum: :lol:

don't sweat it... :wink1:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

don't sweat it... :wink1:

Say it ,
Don't spray it :wink1:
C

[Flighty]

Say it ,
Don't spray it :wink1:
C

speak up!

[Hallucinogen]

speak up!

thumb up !
:fig:

[Птиц]

thumb up !
:fig:

slap, pop & tap

[Wella]

slap, pop & tap

Flip-flop

[Milonguera]

Flip-flop

Flipper, the dolphin.... :)

[Hallucinogen]

Flipper, the dolphin.... :)
Dolphin the double joy
http://images.sextoysex.com/CNVMC/NW20662_1.JPG

[Flighty]

Dolphin the double joy
http://images.sextoysex.com/CNVMC/NW20662_1.JPG

Navy Seals Team 6
:rolleyes:

[Птиц]

Navy Seals Team 6
:rolleyes:

"An' I said, Doc, I wanna kill! Kill!! Kill!!!

I wanna see blood 'n' gore 'n' guts in my teeth" (c)

[Milonguera]

"An' I said, Doc, I wanna kill! Kill!! Kill!!!

I wanna see blood 'n' gore 'n' guts in my teeth" (c)

... apparently a carnivorous Ptits... 8O

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

... apparently a carnivorous Ptits... 8O

"Apparentely it's me"
(ник в чяте))))

[Milonguera]

"Apparentely it's me"
(ник в чяте))))

appearances can be deceiving :wink1:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

appearances can be deceiving :wink1:

Winking can be misdirecting :wink1:

[Milonguera]

Winking can be misdirecting :wink1:

In the virtual world, even words can be misdirecting... I should know... :18:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

In the virtual world, even words can be misdirecting... I should know... :18:

Oh , baby , baby ,
It's a wild world....
(c)

[Flighty]

Oh , baby , baby ,
It's a wild world....
(c)

"And what about love?"

[Hallucinogen]

"And what about love?"

Love me tender,
love me sweet,
never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
and I love you so.

Love me tender,
love me true,
all my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin' I love you,
and I always will.

Love me tender,
love me long,
take me to your heart.
For it's there that I belong

[Flighty]

Love me tender,
love me sweet,
never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
and I love you so.

Love me tender,
love me true,
all my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin' I love you,
and I always will.

Love me tender,
love me long,
take me to your heart.
For it's there that I belong


"Tonight you're mine, completely,
You give your soul so sweetly,
Tonight the light of love is in your eyes,
But will you love me tomorrow?"

[Spartacus]

"Tonight you're mine, completely,
You give your soul so sweetly,
Tonight the light of love is in your eyes,
But will you love me tomorrow?"

/humming THE tune in my head/

never gonna give u up
never gonna let u down
never gonna run around and desert uuu
never gonna make u cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt uuu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
(tried to find Marvin Gaye's version but to no avail only this redhead faggot was on youtube. still good tune and firs time I heard it iin the movie "Bullet" with Mickey Rourke

[Milonguera]

/humming THE tune in my head/

never gonna give u up
never gonna let u down
never gonna run around and desert uuu
never gonna make u cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt uuu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
(tried to find Marvin Gaye's version but to no avail only this redhead faggot was on youtube. still good tune and firs time I heard it iin the movie "Bullet" with Mickey Rourke
Never say never :wink1: ......

[Flighty]

Never say never :wink1: ......

You say he's just a friend...

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

/humming THE tune in my head/

never gonna give u up
never gonna let u down
never gonna run around and desert uuu
never gonna make u cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt uuu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
(tried to find Marvin Gaye's version but to no avail only this redhead faggot was on youtube. still good tune and firs time I heard it iin the movie "Bullet" with Mickey Rourke

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

[untamed]

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
I'm cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed
Into something real
I'm wide awake
And I can see
The perfect sky is torn
You're a little late
I'm already torn

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
I'm cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed
Into something real
I'm wide awake
And I can see
The perfect sky is torn
You're a little late
I'm already torn

"Bread and Roses"
(real name of real abortion clinic 8O)

[Wella]

"Bread and Roses"
(real name of real abortion clinic 8O)

"Guns and roses"/ november rain/:34:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

[untamed]

"Bread and Roses"
(real name of real abortion clinic 8O)

Strange name for an abortion clinic. 8O

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"Guns and roses"/ november rain/:34:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

V.A.S.P.

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Strange name for an abortion clinic. 8O

Не оспаривай глупцов :wink1:
(Извините , лирическое отступление по-русски))))

[Wella]

V.A.S.P.

A.S.A.P

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

A.S.A.P

B.Y.O.B.

[Wella]

B.Y.O.B.

:grum:
Baby boom:baby:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

:grum:
Baby boom:baby:

Woodstock :34:

[Spartacus]

Woodstock :34:

I got "wood"!

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

I got "wood"!

So ... bild a bridge , burn it and get over :wink1:
(refrased)

[Dima424]

So ... bild a bridge , burn it and get over :wink1:
(refrased)

8O too much work

[DrunkenCherry]

8O too much work

just say no!

[Milonguera]

just say no!

maybe.... http://s16.rimg.info/792284ad8e90ce400f801910ea596527.gif (http://smiles.33b.ru/smile.125992.html)

[Dima424]

maybe.... http://s16.rimg.info/792284ad8e90ce400f801910ea596527.gif (http://smiles.33b.ru/smile.125992.html)

for sure :fight:

[Serge7]

maybe.... http://s16.rimg.info/792284ad8e90ce400f801910ea596527.gif (http://smiles.33b.ru/smile.125992.html)

Off your trolley (c) :)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Off your trolley (c) :)

Interenet trolls :teufel:

[Flighty]

Interenet trolls :teufel:

Are you trolling?
(a joking question usually addressed to a man with an open fly)

[Hallucinogen]

(a man with an open fly)

fishing rod

[Milonguera]

fishing rod

Rod Stewart - Sailing

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'cross the sea.
I am sailing, stormy waters,
to be near you, to be free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reuhRjgB6xg

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Rod Stewart - Sailing

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'cross the sea.
I am sailing, stormy waters,
to be near you, to be free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reuhRjgB6xg

Potatoe stew with ribs

[Serge7]

Potatoe stew with ribs
Potato Soup )

[Wella]

Potato Soup )

Couch potato)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Couch potato)

Vivian: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
Edward Lewis: Veg out?
Vivian: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.
:)

[Hallucinogen]

Vivian: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
Edward Lewis: Veg out?
Vivian: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.
:)

eat mor chikin

http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Eat-More-Chicken-300.jpg

[Wella]

[QUOTE=Hallucinogen;4953543]eat mor chikin

Money for nothing
Chiks for free http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnA0ix9hZU

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

[QUOTE=Hallucinogen;4953543]eat mor chikin

Money for nothing
Chiks for free http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnA0ix9hZU

Buy 4 toilet bowls ,
Get 1 toilet paper roll free

[Hallucinogen]

Buy 4 toilet bowls ,
Get 1 toilet paper roll free

Sheryl Crow urges you to use less toilet paper

only one square per restroom visit

http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2007/04/23/sheryl_crow_urges_you_to_use_less_toilet_paper



.......Old newspapers, corncobs, leaves, left hands, pails of water, and bidets are all alternatives

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Sheryl Crow urges you to use less toilet paper


http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2007/04/23/sheryl_crow_urges_you_to_use_less_toilet_paper

When whole USSR used newspaper for there butts ,
America discussed which way is better to position paper roll :
TO the wall or AWAY from it :rolleyes:

[Flighty]

When whole USSR used newspaper for there butts ,
America discussed which way is better to position paper roll :
TO the wall or AWAY from it :rolleyes:

America, America...
No one promised you a rose garden here.

[Бугор]

America, America...
No one promised you a rose garden here.

Money Tree Dot Com

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Money Tree Dot Com

Pinocchio and Country of Fulls
(свободный перевод)

[Astrix]

Pinocchio and Country of Fulls
(свободный перевод)
Behind The Dream

[Hallucinogen]

Behind The Dream

The dreams from behind

[Astrix]

The dreams from behind

Into The Sun

[Hallucinogen]

Into The Sun

Sunny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zKAmQMt_N0

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Sunny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zKAmQMt_N0

Cher

[untamed]

Cher

My Cherie Amour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Gu-CyE-NQ

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

My Cherie Amour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Gu-CyE-NQ

Amour de soi
(Love of self)

[Flighty]

Amour de soi
(Love of self)

"Whatever words I say I will always love you..."

[Milonguera]

"Whatever words I say I will always love you..."

Forever is a very long time and time has a way of changing things....

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Forever is a very long time and time has a way of changing things....

If you build it ,
It will cum :wink1:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

If you build it ,
It will cum :wink1:

"Love and marriage ,
love and marriage
Go together
Like a horse and carriage"
(Sinatra)

[anna salinas]

"Love and marriage ,
love and marriage
Go together
Like a horse and carriage"


pay as you go ;)

[sharik]

pay as you go ;)
toll highway

[Milonguera]

toll highway

tall, dark and handsome

[anna salinas]

tall, dark and handsome

kandymen

[Flighty]

kandymen

caveman

http://flightofthepenguin.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/caveman.jpg

[anna salinas]

caveman


male beast

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

male beast

Female Beauty :34:

[Milonguera]

Female Beauty :34:

Basic instinct http://s16.rimg.info/792284ad8e90ce400f801910ea596527.gif (http://smiles.33b.ru/smile.125992.html)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Basic instinct http://s16.rimg.info/792284ad8e90ce400f801910ea596527.gif (http://smiles.33b.ru/smile.125992.html)

Victoria's Secrets :wink1:
(they threw on market parfume with such a name "B. I."))))

[untamed]

Victoria's Secrets :wink1:
(they threw on market parfume with such a name "B. I."))))

Secret Garden.

[Flighty]

Secret Garden.

Potted Gardenia $39.00
http://www.flowersgrowing.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/gardenia-potted.jpg

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Potted Gardenia $39.00
http://www.flowersgrowing.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/gardenia-potted.jpg

NJ - Garden State :34:

[Flighty]

NJ - Garden State :34:

CA is a Poppy State
:34:

http://forum.russianamerica.com/f/attachment.php?attachmentid=50588&stc=1&d=1307661202

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

CA is a Poppy State
:34:

http://forum.russianamerica.com/f/attachment.php?attachmentid=50588&stc=1&d=1307661202

Which state is motherland of Mary and Juan? :confused:

[Screw101]

CA is a Poppy State
:34:

http://forum.russianamerica.com/f/attachment.php?attachmentid=50588&stc=1&d=1307661202

California is the land of fruits and nuts...

[Wella]

California is the land of fruits and nuts...

Nutty as a fruit cake..

[Ruta]

Nutty as a fruit cake..

Naughty fruit (just a nickname)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Naughty fruit (just a nickname)

You make wanna say :
"I do , I do , I do ,
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do...")))
(c)

[Milonguera]

You make wanna say :
"I do , I do , I do ,
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do...")))
(c)

“Do or do not... there is no try.” Yoda

[untamed]

“Do or do not... there is no try.” Yoda

"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;" (Shakespeare)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;" (Shakespeare)

"...., poor Yorick! I knew him well!"
(Started to analize remaining teeth *)

[Serge7]

"...., poor Yorick! I knew him well!"
(Started to analize remaining teeth *) Analyze this )

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/Analyze_this.jpg

[untamed]

"...., poor Yorick! I knew him well!"
(Started to analize remaining teeth *)



"Cry Me A River"

Now you say you're lonely
You cry the long night through
Well, you can cry me a river
Cry me a river
I cried a river over you

Now you say you're sorry
For being so untrue
Well, you can cry me a river
Cry me a river
I cried a river over you

You drove me, nearly drove me, out of my head
While you never shed a tear
Remember, I remember, all that you said
You told me love was too plebeian
Told me you were through with me and

Now you say you love me
Well, just to prove that you do
Come on and cry me a river
Cry me a river
I cried a river over you
I cried a river over you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS7TbVuHtRI&feature=related

[anna salinas]

"Cry Me A River"



...
Remember, I remember, all that you said
...
I cried a river over you.



When I think back on these times
And the dreams we left behind
I'll be glad 'cause I was blessed to get
To have you in my life...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhpFwpu0mGw

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

When I think back on these times
And the dreams we left behind
I'll be glad 'cause I was blessed to get
To have you in my life...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhpFwpu0mGw

Hawaii.1941.

[anna salinas]

Hawaii

sex on the beach

[Dima424]

sex on the beach

Showers

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Showers

"Sex on the beach" right before sex on the beach right before dual shower after sex on the beach :wink1:

[Flighty]

"Sex on the beach" right before sex on the beach right before dual shower after sex on the beach :wink1:

sounds like a plan to me
:27:

[Milonguera]

sounds like a plan to me
:27:

planned parenthood....

[anna salinas]

planned parenthood....



Robin Hood

[Hallucinogen]

Robin Hood

Harry Houdini

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Houdini

[Milonguera]

Harry Houdini

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Houdini

"How Harry Met Sally"

[Ruta]

"How Harry Met Sally"

Fake Orgazm (great scene :34:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFpnPZpFTEk

[Hallucinogen]

Fake Orgazm (great scene :34:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFpnPZpFTEk

Pseudopregnancy (followed by)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_pregnancy

[Ruta]

Pseudopregnancy (followed by)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_pregnancy

Where do children come from? (http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=32989) (almost as informative as wiki, with comments :1:)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Where do children come from? (http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=32989) (almost as informative as wiki, with comments :1:)

Children can come from any direction :
from school ,
from neighbors (if they manage to sneak in to anyone who has a pool),
from local woods ( and very very dirty),
from front of the house suddenly opening door , when you think they are upstairs doing god knows what...
(my personal experience during past 4 years of my life :18:)

[Adrina]

Щхере до чилдрен цоме фром? (http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=32989) (алмост ас информативе ас щики, щитх цомментс :1:)

А как называете его вы? (c) :8:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Pseudopregnancy (followed by)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_pregnancy

False labour
(фэйкали , знаем ;))

[Milonguera]

False labour
(фэйкали , знаем ;))

labor of love

[Hallucinogen]

labor of love

lusty lies

[Milonguera]

lusty lies

liar, liar pants on fire :tease:

[Hallucinogen]

liar, liar pants on fire :tease:

pants on fire - full of desire

[Astrix]

pants on fire - full of desire
Signal strength

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Signal strength

What about putting aluminum foil on your antenna? :rofl:

[anna salinas]

What about putting aluminum foil on your antenna? :rofl:

Wireless Internet

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Wireless Internet

Bossless receptionist

[Ruta]

Bossless receptionist
Boss. Hugo Boss. ;)

http://www.wallpaperpimper.com/wallpaper/Brand/Hugo_Boss/Hugo-Boss-1-914JHL5MUQ-1024x768.jpg

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Boss. Hugo Boss. ;)

http://www.wallpaperpimper.com/wallpaper/Brand/Hugo_Boss/Hugo-Boss-1-914JHL5MUQ-1024x768.jpg

Yes Boss....
I'll try to give you what you like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyrHIWLK7tI

[Ruta]

Yes Boss....
I'll try to give you what you like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyrHIWLK7tI

killing me softly...

[Flighty]

killing me softly...

killing bees

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Africanizedbee.jpg

[Milonguera]

killing bees

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Africanizedbee.jpg

Buggers (Enders' Game)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Buggers (Enders' Game)

Different kind of buggers
(kid's hobby ;))

[Ruta]

Different kind of buggers
(kid's hobby ;))

"... from the smoking-free, pets-free, kids-free house..."

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"... from the smoking-free, pets-free, kids-free house..."

typical e-bay seller's fairy tales :wink1:

[Hallucinogen]

typical e-bay seller's fairy tales :wink1:

virginity for sale (f*ck him - fight the cancer)

http://www.feastoffun.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ECvJRi.med_.ebay_.jpg

[Flighty]

virginity for sale (f*ck him - fight the cancer)

extra virgin olive oil
:27:

[Ruta]

extra virgin olive oil
:27:

fourty virgins in the afterlife ;)

[Flighty]

fourty virgins in the afterlife ;)

40 y.o. virgin
:grum:

[Ruta]

40 y.o. virgin
:grum:

I'm not gay. I'm just celibate. :korova:

[Flighty]

I'm not gay. I'm just celibate. :korova:

http://forum.russianamerica.com/f/attachment.php?attachmentid=50969&stc=1&d=1309227844

(Курт Воннегут)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

I'm not gay. I'm just celibate. :korova:

I've read :
"I'm not gay ,
I just celebrate"
:grum:

[Ruta]

I've read :
"I'm not gay ,
I just celebrate"
:grum:

Gay pride parade!
P.S. Go New York!

[Hallucinogen]

Gay pride parade!
P.S. Go New York!

things to be proud of ...

[nefertiti]

http://myafrikarma.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/james_brown_black_pride-1.png

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Gay pride parade!
P.S. Go New York!

Luzhkov forbid gay parade in St.Petersburg.
( "Ну и кто ты после этого?"- подумали геи)

[Flighty]

Luzhkov forbid gay parade in St.Petersburg.
( "Ну и кто ты после этого?"- подумали геи)

Paradise Lost (J. Milton)

[Milonguera]

Paradise Lost (J. Milton)

Call some place paradise, kiss it goodbye (c)
Eagles. Last Resort

[Flighty]

Call some place paradise, kiss it goodbye (c)
Eagles. Last Resort

"So,
Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die..."

http://youtu.be/5yP0SPnt54s

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"So,
Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die..."

http://youtu.be/5yP0SPnt54s
Salinger "The Catcher In The Rye"
( До сих пор не понимаю , почему ЭТО перевели , как " Полёт над гнезом кукушки" , как , впрочем , и то , что " Die hard" перевели как " крепкий орешек" :rolleyes:

[nefertiti]

http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1250654465l/227463.jpg

[nefertiti]

Salinger "The Catcher In The Rye"
( До сих пор не понимаю , почему ЭТО перевели , как " Полёт над гнезом кукушки" , как , впрочем , и то , что " Die hard" перевели как " крепкий орешек" :rolleyes:

ты не перепутала? :hmm:

"над пропастью во ржи"

"one flew over the cuckoo's nest"

[Маня]

"one flew over the cuckoo's nest"

empty-nesters

[Hallucinogen]

empty-nesters

for whom the bell tolls

[Маня]

for whom the bell tolls

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

[Ruta]

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

On the first day of Christmas my honey gave to me...

[Маня]

On the first day of Christmas my honey gave to me...

honeymoon

[Ruta]

honeymoon

Happy mooning (_|_)

[Маня]

Happy mooning (_|_)

Happy mowing!

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3243230/2/istockphoto_3243230-lawn-mowing.jpg

[Ruta]

Happy mowing!

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3243230/2/istockphoto_3243230-lawn-mowing.jpg

To Do list (reminds me of)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

To Do list (reminds me of)

Started to work on list "Things I'm allowed to do" :)