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[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Road to perdition

Perdict me , pleeeease!

[Hallucinogen]

Perdict me , pleeeease!

my way or highway

[Бугор]

my way or highway

dirty roed

[Hallucinogen]

dirty roed

wrong turn, chainsaw, dead end

[Spartacus]

wrong turn, chainsaw, dead end

"Behavioral Expressions and Biosocial Bases of Sensation Seeking"
-or-
Frisky, but mooore risky

[Flighty]

"Behavioral Expressions and Biosocial Bases of Sensation Seeking"
-or-
Frisky, but mooore risky

an unforgettable day in the mentally disturbed ward
:27:

[Hallucinogen]

Perdict me , pleeeease!

are you perdictable ?

[mermaid]

are you perdictable ?

walking question mark :leader:

[Бугор]

walking question mark :leader:

It is better to be alone than in bad company.

[mermaid]

It is better to be alone than in bad company.

Better be the head of a dog than a tail of a lion.

[Hallucinogen]

Better be the head of a dog than a tail of a lion.

the better, the better

[Бугор]

Better be the head of a dog than a tail of a lion.

this cool night at the zoo

[mermaid]

this cool night at the zoo

show on animal channel

[Бугор]

show on animal channel

big screen tv deals

[Hallucinogen]

big screen tv deals

the bigger the better

[mermaid]

the bigger the better

enlargement ad :kos:

[Hallucinogen]

enlargement ad :kos:

misleading commercial

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Shake_weight_realization.gif

[mermaid]

misleading commercial

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Shake_weight_realization.gif

taking advantage of consumers :teufel:

[Hallucinogen]

taking advantage of consumers :teufel:

advanced features

http://red-hot-girls.com/img/img4/20110124/640/more_booties_640_13.jpg

[mermaid]

advanced features

http://red-hot-girls.com/img/img4/20110124/640/more_booties_640_13.jpg

enhanced model

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

enhanced model

Butt floss :rolleyes:

[Flighty]

Butt floss :rolleyes:

"watch your butt"
:grum:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"watch your butt"
:grum:

Butt implants :grum:

[Бугор]

Butt implants :grum:

I like it a lot :grum:

[Hallucinogen]

I like it a lot :grum:

like it or lick it

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

like it or lick it

U gara lick it
Before u kick it....
C

[Flighty]

U gara lick it
Before u kick it....
C

«Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
...
Call my baby Lollipop
Tell you why...»

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DuC0tE7V4

[Screw101]

«Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
...
Call my baby Lollipop
Tell you why...»

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DuC0tE7V4
Sucks big time...

[Flighty]

Sucks big time...

Big Ben Tower

http://www.inetours.com/England/London/images/BgBn/Big_Ben_8583a.jpg

[Screw101]

"ПрЫклычения Манюзиков в Лондоне".

[Ruta]

"ПрЫклычения Манюзиков в Лондоне".

Adventures of Alice in Wonderland

[Screw101]

Adventures of Alice in Wonderland

Social retardation...

[Ruta]

Social retardation...

"Stop using the R-word!" Sarah Palin

[Screw101]

"Stop using the R-word!" Sarah Palin

Snowbilly trailer-trash...

[Ruta]

Snowbilly trailer-trash...

Hey! She can see Russia from her house! Almost...

[Screw101]

Hey! She can see Russia from her house! Almost...

Alaska: the last frontier and the home of republican voting rejects living off the federal government subsidies.:leader:

[Flighty]

Social retardation...

“…his dick was acting like a young retarded fool”
(недавно в книжке наткнулась на это сравнение: старик-немец влюбился в бабулю-польку и т.д.)

[Ruta]

Alaska: the last frontier and the home of republican voting rejects living off the federal government subsidies.:leader:

not all of them, Michele Bachmann is from Minnesota :(

[Screw101]

not all of them, Michele Bachmann is from Minnesota :(

Certainly a very attractive woman lacking intellectual curiosity...What else is new?:rolleyes:

[Ruta]

“…his dick was acting like a young retarded fool”
(недавно в книжке наткнулась на это сравнение: старик-немец влюбился в бабулю-польку и т.д.)

Рассказывай где такое нашла :leader:

[Ruta]

Certainly a very attractive woman lacking intellectual curiosity...What else is new?:rolleyes:

Don't see nothin' attractive about her

[Screw101]

Доньт сее нотхинь аттрацтиве абоут хер
Завидуешь. Огненно(ц).:tong:

[Ruta]

Завидуешь. Огненно(ц).:tong:

You can see right through me :lol:

[Screw101]

You can see right through me :lol:

Some of us aren't as bright and intelligent as we would've liked to believe...:rolleyes:

[mermaid]

Some of us aren't as bright and intelligent as we would've liked to believe...:rolleyes:

High-self esteem

[Screw101]

High-self esteem

Delusions of grandeur...

[mermaid]

Delusions of grandeur...

out of touch with reality

[Screw101]

out of touch with reality

Unreasonable expectations...

[mermaid]

Unreasonable expectations...

hopeless believer

[Screw101]

hopeless believer

Naive idealist...:rolleyes:

[mermaid]

Naive idealist...:rolleyes:

Simpleton

[Flighty]

Рассказывай где такое нашла :leader:

/Сегодня все проверяют меня на "где взяла"
:grum:
Пришлось открыть свой библиотечный профайл и проверить список прочитанного - НАШЛА

The call of the toad / Günter Grass ; translated by Ralph Manheim.
Publisher New York : Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, c1992.

В некоторых местах книга читается тяжеловато (автор немец), но вообще сюжет весьма интересен./

[Flighty]

Simpleton

He is not very bright...

[mermaid]

He is not very bright...

but probably very kind

[Screw101]

but probably very kind

Perhaps...Not necessarily always the case though...

[Hallucinogen]

Perhaps...Not necessarily always the case though...

case by case, face by face

[Screw101]

case by case, face by face

Judging every case on its individual merits...

[Flighty]

case by case, face by face

"an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"

[Screw101]

"an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"

Violent retribution...

[Flighty]

Violent retribution...

Retribution and retaliation…
Corsican vendetta

[mermaid]

Violent retribution...

goons' justice

[Ruta]

goons' justice
Law and Order: SVU (very bad dreams after watching it)

[Flighty]

Law and Order: SVU (very bad dreams after watching it)

"Outlaws Bonnie and Clyde shot to death in stolen Ford"

http://0.tqn.com/d/crime/1/0/9/n/thecar.jpg

[Screw101]

goons' justice

Thugs' payback...

[Птиц]

"Outlaws Bonnie and Clyde shot to death in stolen Ford"

http://0.tqn.com/d/crime/1/0/9/n/thecar.jpg

"live fast, die young & leave a good-looking corpse"

[Astrix]

"live fast, die young & leave a good-looking corpse"

Gone with the wind

[Serge7]

Gone with the wind Wild Is The Wind. )

[Flighty]

Wild Is The Wind. )

"Flowering Wilderness" (John Galsworthy)

[Wella]

"Flowering Wilderness" (John Galsworthy)

wild horses

[anna salinas]

wild horses

SuBo (Susan Boyle)

[Screw101]

SuBo (Susan Boyle)

Autistic Savant...

[Птиц]

Autistic Savant...

Always buy underwear at K-Mart

[Hallucinogen]

Always buy underwear at K-Mart

US of Marts

[Птиц]

US of Marts

two-dollar bill

[Hallucinogen]

two-dollar bill

three-dollar smile

[Птиц]

three-dollar smile

used car salesman

[mermaid]

used car salesman

con artist :kos:

[Птиц]

con artist :kos:
how does one tell a lawyer is lying? :kos:

[Hallucinogen]

how does one tell a lawyer is lying? :kos:

they always lie

[mermaid]

how does one tell a lawyer is lying? :kos:

It takes one to know one

[Птиц]

It takes one to know one

it takes two to tango :tango:

[mermaid]

it takes two to tango :tango:


:lol:
It takes two to make a bargain.

[Птиц]

:lol:
It takes two to make a bargain.

pots & pans

(got my first here)

http://localcontent.zenfs.com/463b/6526267.JPG

[Hallucinogen]

pots & pans

(got my first here)



pots & pipes

http://www.foundshit.com/pictures/signs/marijuana-shop.jpg

(got my last there)

[Птиц]

pots & pipes



(got my last there)

Chino, CA

http://kobreguide.com/public/IMGlargephotoPrison.jpg

[Hallucinogen]

Chino, CA


superstition

http://0.tqn.com/d/cats/1/G/N/t/2/UBest512x384.jpg

[Птиц]

superstition



funky!

tong-tong-tong-tong, tong tong

http://www.wsmsmusic.com/vintagekeyboards/vintagekeyboards/D6.gif

[Screw101]

funky!

tong-tong-tong-tong, tong tong

http://www.wsmsmusic.com/vintagekeyboards/vintagekeyboards/D6.gif

Wow...That's an oldie...

[Птиц]

Wow...That's an oldie...

a classic! :bis:

[Flighty]

a classic! :bis:

oldie but goodie

[mermaid]

oldie but goodie

"There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle."

[Flighty]

"There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle."

"The oldest fiddle plays the sweetest tune"

[mermaid]

"The oldest fiddle plays the sweetest tune"

Sweeter than honey

[Flighty]

Sweeter than honey

"Home, sweet home..."

[mermaid]

"Home, sweet home..."

East or west, home is best.

[Hallucinogen]

"Home, sweet home..."

Alabama

[Бугор]

Alabama

slow talking redneck

[Hallucinogen]

slow talking redneck

salt and f****ng roots of this land

[Бугор]

salt and f****ng roots of this land

no man's land

[mermaid]

no man's land

in the middle of nowhere

[Flighty]

in the middle of nowhere

The Bible Belt

http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/city-vs-city/45126d1247583479-youve-heard-bible-belt-but-there-catholic.jpg

[Wella]

Belt of truth:27:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsTglLsm-pjLBqaS8X7ZtcJAFj6XXXJtYxOZPFzutwFNszp7Nb

[Hallucinogen]

The Bible Belt



rather the diaper belt

[Screw101]

in the middle of nowhere

Backwater hicktown...

[Screw101]

The Bible Belt

http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/city-vs-city/45126d1247583479-youve-heard-bible-belt-but-there-catholic.jpg

Bible Belt including Pennsylvania, Jersey and New-York? Nonsense...Where did you get that map?:wink1:

[Flighty]

rather the diaper belt

Do you think you'd like Banana Belt better?
:27:

(Banana Belt Buckle)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41h2l4%2BmeqL._SX385_.jpg

[Птиц]

Do you think you'd like Banana Belt better?


Betty Botta bought some butter
But, she said, this butter's bitter
But a bit of better butter
Will make my batter better

(c)

[Flighty]

Bible Belt including Pennsylvania, Jersey and New-York? Nonsense...Where did you get that map?:wink1:

I’m glad you liked it!
I took it from some old Textbook “History of the Paris Commune"

[Astrix]

I’m glad you liked it!
I took it from some old Textbook “History of the Paris Commune"

Stay focus stay alive

[Hallucinogen]

Stay focus stay alive

she will survive

[mermaid]

she will survive

Strong woman

[Serge7]

Strong woman Virago

[Spartacus]

Virago

an ill-behaved termagant "fishwife"

-or-

rather a mouthy woman who needs to have some cock shoven down her throat..
<sometimes it's just too much and too soon. Scuse moi being old-fashioned and persnickative like thaat>

[Flighty]

an ill-behaved termagant "fishwife"

-or-

rather a mouthy woman who needs to have some cock shoven down her throat..
<sometimes it's just too much and too soon. Scuse moi being old-fashioned and persnickative like thaat>

the owner of the shortest dick is usually the proudest one
:grum:

[Ruta]

the owner of the shortest dick is usually the proudest one
:grum:

Keeping up with the Johnsons'

[Spartacus]

the owner of the shortest dick is usually the proudest one
:grum:

ohhh, shit...

the owner of THE shortest dick is MUUCH better off than having sand in your vagina -- hands down and in-out. :wink1:
<we, MEN, call it simply vaginitis elephantitis>

[Hallucinogen]

ohhh, shit...

the owner of THE shortest dick is MUUCH better off than having sand in your vagina -- hands down and in-out. :wink1:
<we, MEN, call it simply vaginitis elephantitis>

online dicks are always the biggest

[untamed]

ohhh, shit...

the owner of THE shortest dick is MUUCH better off than having sand in your vagina -- hands down and in-out. :wink1:
<we, MEN, call it simply vaginitis elephantitis>

zoo

[Spartacus]

online dicks are always the biggest


someone said you aren't fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs! :umn:

[untamed]

someone said you aren't fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs! :umn:

G. Clooney slept with his potbelly pig Max.

[Flighty]

someone said you aren't fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs! :umn:

I thought all grown up men should decide for themselves whom they will sleep with, and don’t listen to what their Mommas have to say about it
:tong:


G. Clooney slept with his potbelly pig Max.

Attaboy Clooneyboy
:rofl:

[mermaid]

I thought all grown up men should decide for themselves whom they will sleep with, and don’t listen to what their Mommas have to say about it
:tong:




Lack of maturity sign

[Astrix]

Lack of maturity sign

Papa don't preach

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Papa don't preach

"Preacher's wife"
(movie)

[Hallucinogen]

"Preacher's wife"
(movie)

desperate housewives
(documentary)

[Flighty]

desperate housewives
(documentary)

Abandoned husbands
(the secret life of families)

[Serge7]

Abandoned husbands
(the secret life of families) Househusbands )

http://hollywoodjunket.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/househusbands_of_hollywood_090729.jpg

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Househusbands )

http://hollywoodjunket.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/househusbands_of_hollywood_090729.jpg

Заверните мне вон того , с ехидной улыбочкой

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Оййййй
Я от перевозбуждения не там по-русски заговорила :shy:
Но всё-равно , заворачивайте!

[Flighty]

Оййййй
Я от перевозбуждения не там по-русски заговорила :shy:
Но всё-равно , заворачивайте!

It’s a Ladies' Value Pack, and unfortunately it can’t be unbundled. We are extremely sorry for the inconvenience! Our suggestion is to buy a whole pack, choose one exemplar and use the others as piquant presents to your girlfriends.
:27:

[Spartacus]

Lack of maturity sign

as one dramatist said once upon many-maaany times ago,
"One man in his time plays many parts", my dear Mermaid of the Ocean.
-or-
holds many different signs

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

as one dramatist said once upon many-maaany times ago,
"One man in his time plays many parts", my dear Mermaid of the Ocean.

Human-orchestra

[Spartacus]

It’s a Ladies' Value Pack, and unfortunately it can’t be unbundled. We are extremely sorry for the inconvenience! Our suggestion is to buy a whole pack, choose one exemplar and use the others as piquant presents to your girlfriends.
:27:

"Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time for that is the stuff life is made of!?!" :znaika:

[Spartacus]

Human-orchestra

more like Gooddinni <spelling>
..perhaps?
<yes/or/yes-right-now multiple choices r available>

[Flighty]

more like Gooddinni <spelling>
..perhaps?
<yes/or/yes-right-now multiple choices r available>

Lady Godiva loved life for sure

http://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/LadyGodiva.jpg

[Hallucinogen]

<yes/or/yes-right-now

- next turn is left, right ?
- right
- oh, right ?
- no, left
- all right
- i said LEFT !

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Lady Godiva loved life for sure

http://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/LadyGodiva.jpg

Petrov-Vodkin " Bathing of a red horse"

[Flighty]

Petrov-Vodkin " Bathing of a red horse"

...in vodka

[Hallucinogen]

...in vodka

...veritas

[Flighty]

... in vodka ...veritas

the young generation choosing Pepsi
:grum:

[Hallucinogen]

the young generation choosing Pepsi
:grum:

uneducated population chooses Fox
(where is Egypt ? who cares ?)

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110201/640/daily_picdump_605_640_08.jpg

[Flighty]

uneducated population chooses Fox
(where is Egypt ? who cares ?)


Hey, folks, lets go hunting!

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/fox_hunting_for_rabbits.jpg

[untamed]

Hey, folks, lets go hunting!

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/fox_hunting_for_rabbits.jpg

:grum:

[untamed]

Lady Godiva loved life for sure

http://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/LadyGodiva.jpg

and people.

[Astrix]

Hey, folks, lets go hunting!

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/fox_hunting_for_rabbits.jpg

Frag out!!

[Spartacus]

Frag out!!

Enemy at the gates -- somebody call Vasili Zaitsev ASAP!!!

[Screw101]

uneducated population chooses Fox
(where is Egypt ? who cares ?)

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110201/640/daily_picdump_605_640_08.jpg

Priceless:rofl::rofl:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

:grum:

Kill two rabbits with one fox
(refrase of famous expression)

[untamed]

Kill two rabbits with one fox
(refrase of famous expression)

:grum: kill two birds with one stone

[Serge7]

:grum: kill two birds with one stone Once you select it and it starts over you will get the trophy.. )

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Once you select it and it starts over you will get the trophy.. )

Аlready have one trophy over fireplace ...with hornes))))

[Flighty]

Аlready have one trophy over fireplace ...with hornes))))

That horny creature whose head’s resting above the fireplace will never again get horny

[untamed]

Once you select it and it starts over you will get the trophy.. )

Confessions of a Trophy Wife. :wink1:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Confessions of a Trophy Wife. :wink1:

Story Of My Life :wink1:

[untamed]

Story Of My Life :wink1:

My life behind the Iron Curtain

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

My life behind the Iron Curtain

Flat iron switchet to ON
Forgotten in the batroom ,
Big fire ,
Siren sound,
Man ,
Few sparkles
And before you know ,
Another fire in his eyes....

[untamed]

Flat iron switchet to ON
Forgotten in the batroom ,
Big fire ,
Siren sound,
Man ,
Few sparkles
And before you know ,
Another fire in his eyes....

Hot fireman! :wink1:

[Serge7]

Hot fireman! :wink1: Why Women Love UPS Men? :grum: ) :wink1:

http://nakedthanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ups_guy.jpg

[Wella]

Why Women Love UPS Men? :grum: ) :wink1:

http://nakedthanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ups_guy.jpg

always UP?:27::grum:

[untamed]

Why Women Love UPS Men? :grum: ) :wink1:

http://nakedthanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ups_guy.jpg

UPS men providing for you? And always in a hurry?

[Serge7]

UPS men providing for you? And always in a hurry? That's the question! How Women can be Happy in such a Hurry?? !)) :grum: :lol:

[untamed]

That's the question! How Women can be Happy in such a Hurry?? !)) :grum: :lol:

It's not about the Happiness, he is a BUSY MAN, and there is some attraction in that! :grum:

[Ruta]

Pizza delivery boy

[untamed]

Pizza delivery boy

Fever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-eyS1uluuY&feature=related

[Flighty]

Fever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-eyS1uluuY&feature=related

hay fever or seasonal allergic rhinitis

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

hay fever or seasonal allergic rhinitis

Lottery fever :rolleyes:

[Flighty]

Lottery fever :rolleyes:

“Loitering, soliciting and gambling are prohibited on CTA vehicles. Please, report any suspicious activities to the CTA operator.”

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

“Loitering, soliciting and gambling are prohibited on CTA vehicles. Please, report any suspicious activities to the CTA operator.”

Please , Do NOT throw stones at this sign ! :)

[untamed]

Lottery fever :rolleyes:

Jungle fever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoD7gfawoFk&feature=related)

[untamed]

Please , Do NOT throw stones at this sign ! :)

And I'm telling you ... you gonna love me! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vCbaeN8L7M&feature=related)

[Flighty]

Please , Do NOT throw stones at this sign ! :)

The Rolling Stones
“You can't always get what you want”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIX0ZDqDljA

[mermaid]

The Rolling Stones
“You can't always get what you want”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIX0ZDqDljA

You have to know the difference between needs and wants :kos:

[Hallucinogen]

You have to know the difference between needs and wants :kos:

Happiness is when wants meet needs

[mermaid]

Happiness is when wants meet needs

"Call no man happy till he dies" :kos:

[Serge7]

"Call no man happy till he dies" :kos: We're not happy until you're not happy.. )

[Hallucinogen]

"Call no man happy till he dies" :kos:

Just remember - the Death is not the end

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am1kJM823Vk

[mermaid]

Just remember - the Death is not the end

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am1kJM823Vk

There is a light at the end of the tunnel :leader:

[Hallucinogen]

There is a light at the end of the tunnel :leader:

Just pray for this won't turn into train's head lights

[untamed]

Just pray for this won't turn into train's head lights

Life after death?

[Hallucinogen]

Life after death?

Imaginary friends

[mermaid]

Imaginary friends

Imaginary life

[Screw101]

Imaginary life

Alternative reality...

[Flighty]

Alternative reality...

Reality show

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Reality show

One man show
(My first husband used to say that after visiting bathroom)

[Ruta]

One man show
(My first husband used to say that after visiting bathroom)

:grum:

[Ruta]

One man show
(My first husband used to say that after visiting bathroom)

easily amused

[untamed]

One man show
(My first husband used to say that after visiting bathroom)

No wonder he is ex...

[Screw101]

One man show
(My first husband used to say that after visiting bathroom)

Here I stand and meditate...
Should I piss or masturbate?:tong:

[Flighty]

Here I stand and meditate...
Should I piss or masturbate?:tong:

"To be, or not to be?"

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B5GIG078YFU/TGxXg15Z65I/AAAAAAAAA3Y/2QLuuoeNjt0/s1600/hamlet48.jpg

[Screw101]

"To be, or not to be?"

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B5GIG078YFU/TGxXg15Z65I/AAAAAAAAA3Y/2QLuuoeNjt0/s1600/hamlet48.jpg

With c*ck in hand I opt for fun:
Take a leak then shoot some c*m...

[Flighty]

With c*ck in hand I opt for fun:
Take a leak then shoot some c*m...

A “leaky” penis is a sign of a sexually transmitted disease. Increases in gonorrhea and other STDs among gay and bisexual men have been reported in many cities in the last year. If you think you may have an STD, see your health care provider and get tested right away!

[untamed]

A “leaky” penis is a sign of a sexually transmitted disease. Increases in gonorrhea and other STDs among gay and bisexual men have been reported in many cities in the last year. If you think you may have an STD, see your health care provider and get tested right away!

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks". (Shakespeare)

[Бугор]

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks". (Shakespeare)

Women's plus size clearance

[Ruta]

Women's plus size clearance

Victoria Secret semiannual sale :)
http://www.awkwordsilence.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/victoria-secret-angels.jpg

[Бугор]

Victoria Secret semiannual sale :)

I have a fit body but I can't find my waistline :rofl:

[Screw101]

Victoria Secret semiannual sale :)
http://www.awkwordsilence.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/victoria-secret-angels.jpg

Is there anyone from I-Da-Hoe?

[untamed]

Is there anyone from I-Da-Hoe?

:grum:

[Flighty]

Is there anyone from I-Da-Hoe?

attagirls

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

attagirls

Much needed encouragement :wink1:

[Hallucinogen]

Much needed encouragement :wink1:

rule of engagement: make it either romantic or expensive ... the both, the better

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

rule of engagement: make it either romantic or expensive ... the both, the better

The more - the merrier :34:

[Hallucinogen]

The more - the merrier :34:

will you marry me, or better not ?

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

will you marry me, or better not ?

"Online proposal"
How lovely :grum:
I doooooooooo

[Hallucinogen]

"Online proposal"
How lovely :grum:
I doooooooooo

... or better not ? please ?
:wink1:

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

... or better not ? please ?
:wink1:

Тоо little too late :leader:

[Ruta]

... or better not ? please ?
:wink1:

too late!!! (benefits of selective hearing :1:)

[Ruta]

Тоо little too late :leader:
:grum:

[Hallucinogen]

two vacancies open... and counting

[Ruta]

two vacancies open... and counting
any special benefits? ;)

[Hallucinogen]

any special benefits? ;)

will you not prefer a gay with special benefits over me ?
i am just "like anybody else - taking birth control pills" (c)

[Ruta]

will you not prefer a gay with special benefits over me ?
i am just "like anybody else - taking birth control pills" (c)
it depends
what benefits are there for me?
(does this mean if you stop taking the pills, you can get pregnant?
than - yes!)

[Astrix]

Sputnik moment

[Flighty]

Sputnik moment

moment of truth

[Бугор]

moment of truth

а half truth is a whole lie

[Hallucinogen]

а half truth is a whole lie

a word spoken is a lie
but a thought thought is a whole lie

[Ruta]

a word spoken is a lie
but a thought thought is a whole lie

"The medium IS the message"

[Flighty]

"The medium IS the message"

"You got 17 new messages. To listen to your messages press 1. To change your voice mail preferences press 3. To save your message press 9. To delete your message press 7. If you are not happy with these choices, feel free to smash your phone against the wall, say something healthy coming right from the bottom of your heart and enjoy your newly acquired freedom."

[Ruta]

"You got 17 new messages. To listen to your messages press 1. To change your voice mail preferences press 3. To save your message press 9. To delete your message press 7. If you are not happy with these choices, feel free to smash your phone against the wall, say something healthy coming right from the bottom of your heart and enjoy your newly acquired freedom."

"You've got no new messages. Absolutely none! Not even from your mother." - from Bridget Jones Diary

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"You've got no new messages. Absolutely none! Not even from your mother." - from Bridget Jones Diary

Dear Diary ,
My brother is gay and my parents don't care , as long as he marries a doctor.

[Flighty]

Dear Diary ,
My brother is gay and my parents don't care , as long as he marries a doctor.

It’s because they just signed up their agreement with the Senior Living Community, and neither of you will ever see them again.

[Бугор]

It’s because they just signed up their agreement with the Senior Living Community, and neither of you will ever see them again.

thanks God

[Flighty]

It’s because they just signed up their agreement with the Senior Living Community, and neither of you will ever see them again.


thanks God

Moving out sale. Must sell everything!

[Hallucinogen]

Moving out sale. Must sell everything!

will sell soul

[Flighty]

will sell soul

Buy one, get one for free

[Бугор]

Buy one, get one for free

attention kmart shoppers

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

will sell soul

First marry me , then sell something of our own :rolleyes:
(Actually I realised , who wrote that song: " Я на тебе никогда не женюсь , я лучше паспорт свой сЪем перед ЗАГСом"... It was you!)

[Hallucinogen]

First marry me , then sell something of our own :rolleyes:
(Actually I realised , who wrote that song: " Я на тебе никогда не женюсь , я лучше паспорт свой сЪем перед ЗАГСом"... It was you!)

You break it - You buy it... do You still have something in You to break ? :wink1:
(You're obviously prejudiced against me, why ?!)

[Serge7]

First marry me , then sell something of our ).." My boyfriend really wants to marry me, but I feel I'm still too young !" ))

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

You break it - You buy it... do You still have something in You to break ? :wink1:
(You're obviously prejudiced against me, why ?!)

Silly goose :rofl:
I SImply love you
(Just wanted to confirm , what kind of car that you driving?....)

[Hallucinogen]

Silly goose :rofl:
I SImply love you
(Just wanted to confirm , what kind of car that you driving?....)

i have KIA 87, but it broke last week...
(still love me, my dear ?)

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

i have KIA 87, but it broke last week...
(still love me, my dear ?)

Wouldn't even recomend you to my unborn daughter from now on :28:

[Hallucinogen]

Wouldn't even recomend you to my unborn daughter from now on :28:

is she also looking for car to buy ?

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

is she also looking for car to buy ?

We're all looking for man to use and abuse :wink1:

[Hallucinogen]

We all looking for man to use and abuse :wink1:

"all" ? are there few of you ? born or unborn ?
things are getting hotter.......

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

"all" ? are there few of you ? born or unborn ?
things are getting hotter.......

Us millions :34:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AamLl681zS4

[Astrix]

Nobody home

[Hallucinogen]

Nobody home

Homeless body

[untamed]

Homeless body

Annuity.

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

Annuity.

Generous alimony :leader:

[Hallucinogen]

Generous alimony :leader:

Gold diggin' :leader:

[Flighty]

Gold diggin' :leader:

"...Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget..."

[Hallucinogen]

"...Хер минд ис Тиффаны-тщистед, ше гот тхе Мерцедес Бенз
Ше гот а лот оф претты, претты боыс ше цаллс фриендс
Хощ тхеы данце ин тхе цоуртярд, сщеет суммер сщеат.
Соме данце то ремембер, соме данце то форгет..."

хотел калифорния

[Бугор]

хотел калифорния

расхотел, да? :grum:

[Flighty]

хотел калифорния

It’s not safe for you. Stay where you are. Don’t sacrifice yourself. We are not ready to say goodbye to you.

[Hallucinogen]

Stay where you are.

Please, stay where you are...

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=B2CmypZj-OA

[untamed]

"...Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget..."

So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

[untamed]

хотел калифорния

You got it!

[АнхрнчскоеАх]

хотел калифорния

Beautifull girls
All over the world
I would be chasing ,
But my life would be wasted....
And I that's why I would have forum ,
I would haaaaave foooorum....

[Adrina]

Beautifull girls
All over the world
I would be chasing ,
But my life would be wasted....
And I that's why I would have forum ,
I would haaaaave foooorum....

I wanna be a billionaire (c)

[anna salinas]

I wanna be a billionaire (c)


All We need is Brain (c.)