Illegal Aliens

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The year was 1947.
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947,
a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that
an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO),
with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch
just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies
and Organizations.

However,
what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948,
nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the consequence of aliens breeding
with sheep and jack-asses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It certainly did for me.

And now you can stop wondering why
they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
(c)

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[The year was 1947.
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947,
a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that
an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO),
with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch
just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies
and Organizations.

However,
what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948,
nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Счumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the consequence of aliens breeding
with sheep and jack-asses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It certainly did for me.

And now you can stop wondering why
they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
(c)]

Благодаря многим демократам и их усилиям, протащившим законы в конгресс granting Soviet Jews refugee status, мы с тобой имеем удовольствие жить в этой благодатной стране...

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Тхе ыеар щас 1947.
Соме оф ёу щилл рецалл тхат он Юлы 8, 1947,
а литтле море тхан 64 ыеарс аго, нумероус щитнессес цлаим тхат
ан Унидентифиед Флыинг Обйецт, (УФО),
щитх фиве алиенс абоард, црашед онто а шееп анд муле ранч
юст оутсиде Росщелл , Нещ Мехицо .

Тхис ис а щелл кнощн инцидент тхат маны саы хас лонг беен цоверед-уп бы тхе У.С. Аир Форце, ас щелл ас отхер Федерал Агенциес
анд Организатионс.

Хощевер,
щхат ёу маы НОТ кнощ ис тхат ин тхе монтх оф Април, ыеар 1948,
нине монтхс афтер тхе хисториц даы, тхе фоллощинг пеопле щере борн:

Баррацк Обама Ср.

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Это который Обама? Если нынешный президент, то он родился ближе к 60му году, а его папаша должен быть постарше. Если папаша родился в 48ом, то получается, что он стал отцом где-то в 12 лет?