Purchase or lease?
Many people cannot decide which is better - purchasing or leasing.
We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two stories of foolish men and cunning women.
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5
year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per episode.
This is Heather...
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's
favorite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner, charged $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen...
So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5
years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total
for sex every night .
This represents a $41.7 million savings. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot is, compared to the aging
Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey do” lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost .....and no legal fees.
What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease
conundrum?...
Where would you rather be?...
Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.....
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