Возвышение и падение американской империи

[Anastas]

Большинство американских аналитиков задается вопросом о том, как спасти остатки потрепанного авторитета Соединенных Штатов, пишет Ахмад Нагиб Рушди

Американская империя в опасности и нуждается в спасении. С этим согласны стратеги, колумнисты и авторы книг в Соединенных Штатах и на Западе. Как так случилось, что Соединенные Штаты, ставшие империей и глобальной сверхдержавой после падения Берлинской стены в 1989 г. и распада Советского Союза в 1991 г., теряют уважение европейских союзников и вызывают отвращение у многих стран, включая ближневосточные?.............................. http://www.inosmi.ru/stories/07/04/27/3511/240794.html

[Dantik]

Ёпте, ещё один. Может это с наступлением весны повысилась активность солнечных пятен и отрицательно отразилась на хрупких мозгах некоторых членов? :kos:

[Galkab]

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?




'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime
has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is totally complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is
now time to begin the reckoning.


Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and
Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'LL GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY
SYSTEM SO IT WON’T GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations: Screw with us and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France, Germany , and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We
are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez amies.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to
this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those
tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New
York

A special note to our neighbors: Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt
government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple
extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where
I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for
oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for
decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this
decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by
saying, 'darn tootin.'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate homelessnes in America. To the nations on List 1, a final
thought: Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to
speak Arabic.

God bless America Thank you and good night. '

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English, thank a soldier.



:evillaugh

[Lor]

... отрицательно отразилась на хрупких мозгах некоторых членов? :kos:

А сколько там у члена то тех мозгов? :D

[Dantik]

А сколько там у члена то тех мозгов? :D

Не знаю. Но иногда мне кажется, что у моего - больше, чем у некоторых членов... :kos:

[Anastas]

Ёпте, ещё один. Может это с наступлением весны повысилась активность солнечных пятен и отрицательно отразилась на хрупких мозгах некоторых членов? :kos:

Ёпти... Ты о чем? У тебя случаем не обострение? Ото мож по весне укольчик какой забыли впендюрить от весеннего гормонального всплеска ГЫЫЫЫЫЫ Ты матри не затягивай, ото в криминальные сводки попадешь

[Anastas]

Не знаю. Но иногда мне кажется, что у моего - больше, чем у некоторых членов... :kos:

Да не мозгА больше, а мозолей от рукоблудия

[Slippery When Wet]

Ёпте, ещё один. Может это с наступлением весны повысилась активность солнечных пятен и отрицательно отразилась на хрупких мозгах некоторых членов? :kos:

У путинских птенцов преддипломная практика...;)

[Anastas]

У путинских птенцов преддипломная практика...;)

У Бушевских жополизов нет слов?

[Slippery When Wet]

А....с Урала.
Понимаю...:grum: