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    Ну, рассказывайте, какие пакости вы совершали на Первое Апреля и чем это заканчивалось?
    Если больной очень хочет жить, врачи бессильны. [c]
    Здоровье - это когда у вас каждый день болит в другом месте [c]

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    гы...
    я плохо пошутила, меня чуть не прибили после ;)

    коллеге по работе, противной тетке торжественно преподнесла приглашение на свадьбу якобы от ее бойфренда , женское имя на приглашении было не ЕЕ. аааааааааааа

    ... но у них все равно, так ниче путного и не сложилось ;)
    «Бог создал женщин красивыми, чтобы их могли любить мужчины, и - глупыми, чтобы они могли любить мужчин» (Фаина Раневская)

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    Сенсационный фильм Би-би-си о пингвинах .


    Если вам нравятся передачи о природе, обязательно посмотрите эти кадры.
    Би-би-си сняла документальный фильм, сделанный по заказу и на средства корпорации в Антарктиде.
    Ученым и журналистам удалось зафиксировать на пленке неизвестную ранее разновидность королевских пингвинов, способных летать.

    Остальное можно посмотреть здесь



    http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/russian/sci...00/7324600.stm
    Сенсационный фильм Би-би-си о летающих пингвинах :D
    Last edited by Thomas; 04-01-2008 at 10:50 AM.
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    Top 10 Hoaxes of all times

    10. Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity
    In April 1976 the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 a.m. a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event would occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and reduce the Earth's gravity. Moore told his listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment that this planetary alignment occurred, they would experience a strange floating sensation. When 9:47 a.m. arrived, BBC2 received hundreds of phone calls from listeners claiming to have felt the sensation. One woman even reported that she and her 11 friends had risen from their chairs and floated around the room. — from Museum of Hoaxes

    9. Hotheaded Naked Ice Borers
    The April 1995 issue of Discover magazine announced that wildlife biologist Dr. Aprile Pazzo had discovered a new species in Antarctica: the hotheaded naked ice borer. They had heads with bony plates that became burning hot due to overactive blood vessels. These creatures could bore through ice at high speeds and hunt penguins by melting ice and causing them to sink into the slush and the hotheads' mouths. Dr. Pazzo also credited the hotheads with the 1837 disappearance of Antarctic explorer Philippe Poisson. "To the ice borers, he would have looked like a penguin," she was quoted as saying. Discover received more mail about this article than any other in their history. It was, of course, a joke. And "Pazzo" is Italian for "crazy." — from Museum of Hoaxes

    8. The Left-Handed Whopper
    In April 1998, Burger King published a full-page advertisement in USA Today that introduced a new menu item: a left-handed Whopper, designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the ad, the new Whopper had the same ingredients as the original (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a press release that said the left-handed Whopper was a hoax, and that thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. At the same time, the release stated, "many others requested their own 'right-handed' version." — from Museum of Hoaxes

    7. Alabama Changes the Value of Pi
    An article in the April 1998 issue of the New Mexicans for Science and Reason said that the Alabama state legislature voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi from 3.14159 to the "biblical value" of 3.0. Before long, the article was being e-mailed around the world. The extent of the news leakage became apparent when the Alabama legislature began receiving hundreds of calls from people protesting the legislation. The original article was intended as a parody of legislative attempts to circumscribe the teaching of evolution, and written by a physicist named Mark Boslough. — from Museum of Hoaxes
    Если больной очень хочет жить, врачи бессильны. [c]
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    6. Nixon for President
    In April 1992, National Public Radio's "Talk of the Nation" announced that Richard Nixon, in a surprise move, was running for president again. His new campaign slogan was: "I didn't do anything wrong, and I won't do it again." Accompanying this announcement were audio clips of Nixon delivering his candidacy speech. Listeners responded to the announcement by flooding the show with calls expressing shock and outrage. In the second half of the show host John Hockenberry finally admitted the announcement was a practical joke. Nixon's voice was impersonated by comedian Rich Little. — from Museum of Hoaxes

    5. The San Serriffe Islands
    In April 1977 the British newspaper the Guardian published a special supplement devoted to San Serriffe, a small republic located in the Indian Ocean. The articles described it as several semi-colon-shaped islands, with two main islands named Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse and a capital, Bodoni. The country's leader was Gen. Pica. The Guardian was soon fielding calls from readers seeking more information about this holiday spot. Few people noticed that the entire San Serriffe republic was named after printing terminology. The success of this hoax is credited with launching Britain's enthusiasm for April Foolery, which has filled the nation's tabloids ever since. —from Museum of Hoaxes

    4. The Taco Liberty Bell
    In April 1996 the Taco Bell Corp. announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and had renamed it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called Philadelphia's National Historic Park to express their anger. Their nerves were calmed when Taco Bell revealed it was all a practical joke. However, the best line of the day came from White House press secretary Mike McCurry, who, when asked about the sale, announced that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. McCurry said it would now be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial. — from Museum of Hoaxes

    3. Instant Color TV
    In April 1962 Sweden had only one TV channel, and it broadcast in black and white. The station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared on the news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull a nylon stocking over their TV screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate the process and thousands of people were fooled. Eventually, Sweden did get regular color broadcasts, but not until April 1, 1970. — from Museum of Hoaxes
    Если больной очень хочет жить, врачи бессильны. [c]
    Здоровье - это когда у вас каждый день болит в другом месте [c]

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    2. Sidd Finch
    The April 1985 edition of Sports Illustrated published a story about the Mets' new rookie pitcher named Sidd Finch. He could reportedly throw a baseball with pinpoint accuracy at 168 mph (65 mph faster than anyone else). Surprisingly, Finch had never played the game before. Instead, he had mastered the "art of the pitch" in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the "great poet-saint Lama Milaraspa." Mets fans everywhere celebrated their team's amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. But in reality: This legendary player existed only in the imagination of the article's writer, George Plimpton. — from Museum of Hoaxes

    1. The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
    In April 1957 the BBC TV news show "Panorama" announced that, thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. The report showed footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti from trees. Huge numbers of viewers called the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. The BBC diplomatically replied: "Place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best." — from Museum of Hoaxes.
    Если больной очень хочет жить, врачи бессильны. [c]
    Здоровье - это когда у вас каждый день болит в другом месте [c]

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    Сегодня с утра, приходит на работе всем рассылка:
    "Господа, поздравляем всех вас с Праздником смеха! в связи с этим, всем у кого есть работа, быстренько ее работайте и можете уходить в 15.00, у всех у кого работы не так много, рабочий день до 13.00, а остальные у кого нет совсем работы, могут уходить прямо сейчас.
    PS и не забудьте забрать обеды"
    наверное вместе с обедами мы бы забрали и трудовые:evillaugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malishka
    Ну, рассказывайте, какие пакости вы совершали на Первое Апреля и чем это заканчивалось?
    Попросил ацаунт паябле наити билы за 2001 год, заведомо зная что мы храним 5 лет.:rolleyes:
    Barack Obama on his girls: "I have men with guns surrounding them at all times, which I'm perfectly happy with..." (c) Why can he protect his family with guns and I can't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malishka
    Ну, рассказывайте, какие пакости вы совершали на Первое Апреля и чем это заканчивалось?
    а в штатах он разве есть? :rolleyes:

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    Quote Originally Posted by valevsska
    а в штатах он разве есть? :rolleyes:
    эйприл фул есть везде. Думаеш в штатак после 31 марта сразу 2ое апреля?
    Barack Obama on his girls: "I have men with guns surrounding them at all times, which I'm perfectly happy with..." (c) Why can he protect his family with guns and I can't?

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