Где можно скачать? Овйень надо и очень срочно.
Где можно скачать? Овйень надо и очень срочно.
A] Put on your [E] yalmulka, [D] here comes [E] Hanukkah
Its [A] so much [E] fun-akkah to [D] celebrate [E]Hanukkah,
[A]Hanukkah [E]is the [D] Festival of [E] Lights,
[A] Instead of one day of [E] presents, we have [Bm] eight [D] crazy [E] nights.
[A] When you feel like the only [E] kid in town with[D]out a Xmas [E]tree,
[A] Heres a list of [E] people who are Jewish, [D] just like you and [E] me:
[A] David Lee [E] Roth [D] lights the me[E]norrah,
[A] So do James [E] Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the [D] late Dinah [E]Shore-ah
[A] Guess who eats to[E]gether at the [D] Karnickey [E] Deli,
[A] Bowzer from [E] Sha-na-na, and [D] Arthur Fonzer[E]relli.
[A] Paul Newmans half [E] Jewish; [D] Goldie Hawns half [E] too,
[A] Put them to[E]gether--what a [D] fine lookin [E] Jew! [Esus] [E]
[D] You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
[E] Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! [Esus]
[A] Put on your [E] yalmulka, its [D] time for [E] Hanukkah,
The [A] owner of the Seattle Super[E]sonic-ahs [D] celebrates [E] Hanukkah.
[A] O.J. [E] Simpson--[D] not a [E] Jew!
But [A] guess who [E]is...Hall of [D] Famer--Rod [E]Carew--(he converted!) [Bm]
[A] We got Ann [E] Landers and her [D] sister Dear Ab[E]by,
[A] Harrison Fords a [E] quarter Jewish--[D] not too [E] shabby!
[A] Some people [E] think that [D] Ebeneezer [E] Scrooge is,
Well, hes [A] not, but [E] guess who is: [D] All three [E] stooges. [Esus] [E]
[D] So many Jews are in show biz--
[E] Tom Cruise isn¹t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [Esus]
[A] Tell your friend Ver[E]onica, its [D] time you celebrate [E] Hanukkah
I [A] hope I get a har[E]monica, on this [D] lovely, lovely [E] Hanukkah.
So [A] drink your gin-and-[E]tonic-ah, and [D]smoke your mara[E]juanic-ah,
If you [A] really, really [E]wanna-kah, Have a [D] happy, happy, [E] happy, happy [A] Hanukkah.
Barack Obama on his girls: "I have men with guns surrounding them at all times, which I'm perfectly happy with..." (c) Why can he protect his family with guns and I can't?
Barack Obama on his girls: "I have men with guns surrounding them at all times, which I'm perfectly happy with..." (c) Why can he protect his family with guns and I can't?
В лесу родилась ёлочка
А рядом старый пень
И пень просил у ёлочки
Четыре раза в день...
Прогугли, чё там дальше случилось. Может, кстати, ещё парочку песенок найдёшь. :D
Вы привлекательны, я чертовски привлекателен, так чего зря время терять?
נוֹלְדָה בַּיַּעַר אַשּׁוּחִית,
בַּיַּעַר הִיא גָּדְלָה,
בְּקַיץ וְחֹרֶף חֲטוּבָה
וִירֻקָּה כֻּלָּהּ.
לָהּ שִיר הִשְמִיעָה הַסּוּפָה:
"לִישוֹן תּשַּאֲרִי".
הַכּפוֹר הוּא בִּשְלָגִים כִּסָּה -
"שֶלֹּא תִּתְקָרְרִי".
לְיַד הָאַשּׁוּחִית קִפֵּץ
שְׁפַנְפַּן אָפֹר מוּג לֵב,
זְאֵב אַכְזָר עִם הַשּׁוּעָל
בַּכְּפוֹר הָיָה חוֹלֵף.
שִׁמְעוּ בַּיַּעַר הַסָּמִיךְ
אֵיךְ הַשְּׁלָגִים חוֹרְקִים,
סוּסָה, רַגְלֶיהָ שְׂעִירוֹת,
גּוֹמַעַת מֶרְחַקִּים.
וְהִיא גּוֹרֶרֶת מַגְלֵשָׁה,
בַּמַּגְלֵשָׁה אִכָּר,
כָּרַת הוּא אֶת הָאַשּׁוּחִית
וְשָׁרָשִׁים עָקַר.
הִגִּיעָה מְקֻשֶּׁטֶת הִיא
עַכְשָׁו לַחֲגִיגָה
וְאֹשֶׁר רַב מְאוֹד מְאוֹד
לַיְּלָדִים סִפְּקָה
Barack Obama on his girls: "I have men with guns surrounding them at all times, which I'm perfectly happy with..." (c) Why can he protect his family with guns and I can't?
ты же еврейка, какие проблемы то?Originally Posted by Fursetka
Barack Obama on his girls: "I have men with guns surrounding them at all times, which I'm perfectly happy with..." (c) Why can he protect his family with guns and I can't?
спасибо. я уже нашла. толка от вас никакого.![]()
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