Обсудим, как уходить от [dummies]

[цепной_кот]

Обменяемся опытом. Мы уже обсудили как ведут себя [dummies] когда идут налево, в каких случаях лучше ехать прямо, и в каких - сидеть тихо дома.

В этой теме обсудим те случае когда у вас на хвосте висит один из этих [dummies] к-рый решил с вами пойти налево, а отвязаться не получается.

У вас были такие случаи? Подходит [dummy] и предлагает скажем минет, у а вас интересная и напряження беседа о пользе овсяного печенья.

Поговорим?

[nat123]

Ну в общим, вплоть до по морде.

[Бегемот]

Ну как, как?
Очень просто.
Достаешь из-за кресла специальную табличку с натписью: " В Бобруйск жЫвотное", и ставишь перед мордой этого дамми.
Занавес.

[Милька]

что такое минет?

[Свинка-бу]

[:lol:]
дамми нежно шлется в еротические дали изучать егу и делать минет самому себе...
какие праблемы вашШе.[:lol:]

[sharik]

Top 10 rejection lines given by women (and what they mean - men take note!)

10. I think of you as a brother.(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.')

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work.(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.)

[sharik]

TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY MEN
(and what they really mean)

10. I think of you as a sister = (you're ugly)

9. There's a slight difference in age = (you're ugly)

8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way = (you're ugly)

7. My life's too complicated right now = (you're ugly)

6. I've got a girlfriend = (you're ugly)

5. I don't date women where I work = (you're ugly)

4. It's not you, it's me = (you're ugly)

3. I'm concentrating on my career = (you're ugly)

2. I'm celibate = (you're ugly)

and the number one rejection line given by men... (and what it really means)

1. Let's be friends = (you're ugly)

[Рыпка]

Top 10 rejection lines given by women (and what they mean - men take note!)

:D :D

[Дженни]

НОГАМИ Ф ЦЕМЕНТ:evillaugh

[cosmopolit]

продолжать лопать овсяное печенье :D