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    Default Га-га... Письмо с полового фронта...

    Получил сию корреспонденцию... Задумался...

    Hi there,

    You are now 36 weeks pregnant!

    WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOU

    Welcome to the last month of your pregnancy. You may find it very hard to get in a comfortable position! Sleeping on your side with one or two pillows between your legs and one at your back may be comforting. If you have difficulty sleeping, try drinking warm milk, chicken broth or "sleepy time tea." And then, just as you get to sleep, you might need to get up again... to use the bathroom.

    You may have your first internal exam to see if your cervix has softened, thinned (effaced), dilated -- or if your baby's head is dipping into your pelvis (mamma mia!... что я еще могу сказать... че-то живот побаливает). Keep in mind that many women go to full term despite total effacement, a centimeter or two of dilatation and a fully engaged fetal head. Likewise, a woman whose cervix is "long, thick and closed" may give birth the next day.

    Many couples enjoy making love, right up to the end of pregnancy. Feel free to enjoy, as long as you have not experienced third-trimester bleeding, your placenta is high and your membranes are intact. Research actually has shown that the prostaglandin in semen may help to ripen your cervix and may start contractions -- when your baby is ready. And of course, sharing intimacy with your partner is a great way to stay connected as you both prepare for this incredible event!

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    Default Re: Га-га... Письмо с полового фронта...

    Quote Originally Posted by mineral
    semen may help to ripen your cervix
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    :grum: go, Mineral! :grum:

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    Default Re: Га-га... Письмо с полового фронта...

    Quote Originally Posted by Акватрель
    :grum: go, Mineral! :grum:
    Я даже в толковый словарь не полезу... Ужасно звучит, как-то...

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    Default Re: Га-га... Письмо с полового фронта...

    Quote Originally Posted by mineral
    Я даже в толковый словарь не полезу... Ужасно звучит, как-то...
    и прааально

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    Default Re: Га-га... Письмо с полового фронта...

    Quote Originally Posted by Акватрель
    и прааально
    Спелый кёрвикс - это волнует!

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    Default Re: Га-га... Письмо с полового фронта...

    шО за гадость тебе шлют-ь на Ымэил, ужОс!
    Чем выше человек по умственному и нравственному развитию, тем больше удовольствия доставляет ему жизнь. Недоброжелатели приперлись к Черри в гости:
    https://youtu.be/PvEFG1TcWSA

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    Default Re: Га-га... Письмо с полового фронта...

    Quote Originally Posted by mineral
    Спелый кёрвикс - это волнует!
    не кёрвикс, а сервикс... это шейка матки твоей, которая спеет от семени
    :grum:

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    Default Re: Га-га... Письмо с полового фронта...

    Минерал!!! ПОЗДРАВЛЯЮ!!!! :52: :52: :52:

    :grum:

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    Default Re: Га-га... Письмо с полового фронта...

    Quote Originally Posted by Акватрель
    не кёрвикс, а сервикс... это шейка матки твоей, которая спеет от семени
    :grum:
    Ух-ты... Шейка, как у лебедя!

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    Default Re: Га-га... Письмо с полового фронта...

    Quote Originally Posted by mineral
    Ух-ты... Шейка, как у лебедя!
    лебединая шейка матки..гааа
    у вашей матки такая шейка! :grum:

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