Благотворительность...

[YeahBaby]

Наерно? Моет быть.

дразнишся?!

[Akela]

дразнишся?!

Нет, говорю на твоем уровне.
Если я задаю нормальный вопрос и мне отвечают... скажем так - не совсем адекватно, то что ты ожидаешь услышать в ответ?

[YeahBaby]

Нет, говорю на твоем уровне.
Если я задаю нормальный вопрос и мне отвечают... скажем так - не совсем адекватно, то что ты ожидаешь услышать в ответ?

well, I've gone and soiled myself, are you happy now? :?

[Akela]

well, I've gone and soiled myself, are you happy now? :?

Honesly? Don't care.
I was waiting for an answer...

[Mikhail-u]

Наерно? Моет быть.

Тогда наерни чего-нибудь сытного.

[YeahBaby]

Honesly? Don't care.
I was waiting for an answer...

answer is:... 42 :shock:

[Akela]

answer is:... 42 :shock:

And the right answer is... 42!!!

You're a winner!!!!

Dear YeahBaby!

I hereby contact you personally concerning the Situation in my bank. In order to transfer out (Thirty Million British Pounds), I have the courage to look for a Reliable and honest person who will be capable for This important business believing that you will never Let me down either now or in future.
I am Mr.Richard Duke presently promoted to Auditor General in one of the Banks here in London.

There is an account opened in this bank in 1996 and since 1999 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing,I need a foreign partner that i will present as a relative to this late man. I concluded to transfer this money overseas for proper investment that will benefit me and my family. The owner of this account is Mr. Neal Walker an American and a great industrialist, a resident of Alaska State, who unfortunately lost his life alongside with his wife in the plane crash on the 31st October 1999 in an Egyptian airline 990 with other passengers on board was an American Oil consultant/contractor with the Chinese Solid
Minerals Corporation. You can confirm his death from the website below which was published by BBC WORLD NEWS.
WEBSITE.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm
Since his death nobody has come forward to make claims for the money; because they all died in the same accident himself and his wife (May their soul rest in peace).

No other person knows about this account or anything
concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that the account is a secret account.The total amount involved is (Thirty million British Pounds) only,and I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local person here, but to a foreigner who has information about the account, which I shall give to you upon your positive response.

I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local bank here, but can only be approved to any foreign account because the money is in British Pounds and the former owner of the account is
Mr. Neal Walker,who is a foreigner too.I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we don't know ourselves before, we will sign agreement, but be sure that it is real. I only got your contact address from my secretary during a normal routine search, I believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, you are the only person that I have contacted in this business,so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently. Send also your private telephone and fax number.

I want us to meet face to face or sign a binding agreement to bind us together so that you can receive this money into a foreign account or any account of your choice where the fund will be safe. I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner as the beneficiary. I need your full co-operation to make this work fine. Because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account,which I will give to you later, if you are able and capable to handle such amount in strict confidence and trust according to my instructions and
advice for our mutual benefit. I need a truthful person in this business because I don't want to make any mistake and I need your strong assurance and trust.

With my position now in the office I can transfer this money to any foreigner`s reliable account, which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing. I will destroy all documents of this transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place. you can also come to discuss with me face to face after which I will make this remittance in your presence. I will use my position and influence to effect legal approvals and onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance forms of the ministries and foreign exchange departments. At the conclusion of this bussiness, you will be given 40% of the total amount,50% will be for me and my family, while 10% will be for the expenses both parties may incurred during this transaction.
I look forward to your earliest reply through my email address.

Best Regards,
Mr. Akela

[YeahBaby]

And the right answer is... 42!!!

You're a winner!!!!
...

Oh, very funny, now tell the one that doesn't suck...

[FOLEY]

не ну че за плоскость?

[YeahBaby]

не ну че за плоскость?

ето кому вопрос?