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Маникюр - медикам, педикюр - педикам!

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Ты видел? Нас номинировали на виртуальную пару года :D :D :D :D :D

Нет, я форум не читаю (ц), где?

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Нет, я форум не читаю (ц), где?

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Заходит еврейский мальчик в магазин и спрашивает:
- У вас мед есть?
- Да.
- Налейте.
Дает продавцу 3-х литровый бутыль. Продавец наливает мед, а мальчик говорит:
- Только папа сказал, что деньги занесет через два месяца.
Продавец:
- Пошел отсюда!
Выливает мед и отдает бутыль. Мальчик выходит на улицу смотрит сквозь банку и говорит:
- Да, батя не обманул, 300 грамм есть.

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Евреи исходят из страны - к развалу империи. (ц) Египетская народная примета.

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Charlotte, North Carolina:

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then
insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on
the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. And WON!

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the
lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that
the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure
them against fire, without defining what is considered to be
unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".


NOW FOR THE BEST PART..


After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and
testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer
was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was
sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.


This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent
Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

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