Re: ПМС что ли?
а вот ещо нашел интересную шутку про работу, ндеюсь не забанят за такое, но уж шибко смешно...
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: Human Resources
It has been brought to management's attention that some
individuals throughout the company have been using foul
language during the course of normal conversation with their
co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees
who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no
longer tolerated.
We do however, realize the critical importance of being able
to accurately express your feelings when communicating with
co-workers, therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has
been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and
information can continue in an effective manner without risk
of offending our more sensitive employees.
SO...
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Perhaps I can work late.
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When the fuck do you expect me to do this?
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I'm certain that is not feasible.
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No fucking way!!
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Really?
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You've got to be shitting me.
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Perhaps you should check with...
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Tell someone who gives a shit.
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Of course I'm concerned.
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Ask me if I give a shit.
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I wasn't involved in the project.
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It's not my fucking problem.
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That's interesting.
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What the fuck?!?!
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I'm not sure I can implement this.
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Fuck it, it won't work.
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I'll try to schedule that.
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Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
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Are you sure this is a problem?
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Who the fuck cares?
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He's not familiar with the problem.
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He's got his head up his ass.
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Excuse me sir?
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Eat shit and die motherfucker.
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So you weren't happy with it?
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Kiss my ass.
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I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.
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Fuck it, I'm on salary.
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I don't think you understand.
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Shove it up your ass.
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I love a challenge.
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This job sucks.
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You want me to take care of that?
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Who the hell died and made you boss?
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I see.
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Blow me.
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Yes, we really should discuss it.
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Another fucking meeting!!!
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I don't think this will be a problem.
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I really don't give a shit.
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He's somewhat insensitive.
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He's a fucking prick.
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She's an aggressive go getter.
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She's a ball busting bitch.
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I think you could use more training.
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You don't know what the fuck you're doing
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