Но всё же лучше сидеть в студии с кондиционером где тебе в попу дуют чем мотаться потному по Израилю![]()
«Россия практически неуязвима: она всегда найдёт покупателя своего топлива». С таким заявлением в El Mundo выступил обозреватель Financial Times Мартин Вулф. "Мы не можем подключить весь мир к эмбарго",- отметил журналист. Он подчеркнул, что санкции неэффективны, потому что Россия может торговать с другими странами, например с Китаем
Кажется, до Запада начало доходить😁
#3мая
Я увидела это в телеге где-то, на русском.
И пепевела на англ для моих амеров.
Амеры поржали.
USA and EU: That's it, Russia, land your planes. You are no longer llowed to lease our planes. We ban you from doing that.
RUSSIA (philosophically): OK....
*Russian air lines stop using the planes leased from the US and Europe.
Russia: Hey, EU, wanna see a trick?
EU: What trick?
Russia: Watch. See your plane over there?
EU: Yeah, so what?
Russua: How are you going to get it back?
EU: What do you mean?
Russia: Well...You closed your skies for Russian planes, right?
EU: You must deliver it to us!
Russia: My pilots can't fly it, you banned them.
Israel (taking notes): Russia, please, slow down, I am taking notes.
EU: ........
Russia: Now about the trick. Check out the cost of the hangar time for the parked plane.
EU: .....!!!!!!!!
Israel: Hey, EU, I can sell you a hangar.
EU (calculating the price): No, thank you.
Serbia to EU (taunting): Keep in mind this is self inflicted.
EU: STFU.* Turkey? Hello? Can you give us some room to park our planes?
Turkey: I think you are being disrespectful.
EU: Turkey, you lost your fucking mind! Hey, UK, do something!
UK (drawing the detour maps to Asia bypassing Russia): Leave me alone. We have our own problems. Who wants to fly over the Middle East anyway?!?! What a mess! Whose fault is that?!
US: Why are you looking at me?..
Russia: BTW, EU, what's up with the Nord Stream?
EU: You are a totalitarian dictatorship! We sanctioned the Nord Stream-2!
Russia (smiling whickedly): Who is talking about the Nord Stream-2?
EU: What do you mean?
Russia (grinning): wanna see a trick?
Germany is turning pale..
Austria: Cool! I am not the only one who will be freezing my balls!
Russia (putting it's hand on Nord Stream-1): Are you ready, losers?
EU: Ouch!!
Germany: Somebody, help!!!
Austria: Yeah...They are shutting down the pipe line.
Germany: President Biden, give us some gas!
Israel (remembering the Holocaust): Germany is asking for gas. This is gold.
US: Fuck off! Russia, I am not buying oil/gas from you anymore!
Russia: what about nickel?
US: I am still buying nickel.
Russia: Nope, you are not. I am not selling.
US: You will pay the price!
US: Hey, Venezuela, please sell us some gas.
Venezuela (emotionally): how dare you ask after what you did to me?
US: What did I do?
Cuba-* I'll translate: go fuck yourself you fucking capitalist.
US (turns to Saudi Arabia): Hey, SA would you sell us some oil?
SA: (this number has been disconnected or is out of service).
Не знаю про Эдика,но этого чувака точно Россия к себе заберёт.Найдут старых знакомых,боевых партнёров - "Привет,Тревор! Сколько зим,сколько лет! А помнишь,в Кандагаре? А помнишь,в Боснии? Оставйся с нами,Тревор,у нас весело,мы ещё им всем покажем,ух! Такой войны свет не видывал и не увидит!"
НЕТ ВОЙНЕ!
Эдик ладно..а вот что Серж молчит.. прям вообще удивительно
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