Вечер в хату, пацаны.

[CAPRI]

Ну всё... пропала тема.

Не думаю.

[Jack53]

Скоро откроется второе дыхание и тема заиграет новыми красками.

[CAPRI]

Скоро откроется второе дыхание и тема заиграет новыми красками.

Думаю, Джек, Леди имела в виду совсем другое...

[Jack53]

Думаю, Джек, Леди имела в виду совсем другое...

Леди, наверное, опасается, что тема двинется в нежелательном для пришельцев направлении. Но так оно и бывает, нам не дано предугадать. Пока тема официально не закрыта, она живет своей самостоятельной жизнью, независимой от ее автора.

[nat123]

Ну всё... пропала тема.

надо смириться, я уезжаю с Игги во всех темах, во всех!

[Милька]

Ну всё... пропала тема.

лол

[Завхоз]

Ненавижу снег.

[Yurcha]

Ненавижу снег.

DIARY OF A DEMENTED SNOW SHOVELER

* December 8

It started to snow. *The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. *It looked like a Grandma Moses print. *So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. *I love snow!

December 9

We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. *What a fantastic sight! *Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world than Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin? *Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! *Shovelled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. *I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. *This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. *What a perfect life!

December 12

The sun has melted all our lovely snow. *Such a disappointment! *My neighbour tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. *No snow on Christmas would be awful! *Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. *I don't think that's possible. *Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbour.

December 14

Snow, lovely snow - eight inches last night. *The temperature dropped to -20. *The cold makes everything sparkle so. *The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. *This is the life! *The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. *I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. *I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15

20 inches forecast. *Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. *Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. *Stocked the freezer. *The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. *I think that's silly. *We are in Wisconsin, not Alaska, after all.

December 16

Ice storm this morning. *Fell on my butt on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. *Hurt like heck. *The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17

It’s still way below freezing. *Roads are too icy to go anywhere. *Electricity was off for 5 hours. *I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. *There was nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. *Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. *I hate it when she's right. *I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20

Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the stuff last night. *More shovelling! *It took all day. *The snowplow came by twice. *Tried to find a neighbour kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. *I think they're lying. *Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. *Might have another shipment in March. *I think they're lying. *Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. *I think he's lying.

December 22

Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August 20. *Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. *I think Bob’s lying.

December 23

Only 2 inches of snow today. *And it warmed up to 0. *The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. *What is she, nuts?!! *Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? *She says she did but I think she's lying.

December 24

Six inches - snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. *Thought I was having a heart attack. *If I ever catch the guy who drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow and beat him to death with my broken shovel. *I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shovelling and then he comes down the street at 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! *Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the snowplow.

December 25

Merry Christmas! 20 more inches of the slop tonight - snowed in. *The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. *I hate the snow! *Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. *The wife says I have a bad attitude. *If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26

Still snowed in. *Why did I ever take this job at the power plant and move here? *It was all HER idea. *She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27

Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28

Warmed up to above -20. *Still snowed in. *The wife is driving me crazy!!!

December 29

Ten more inches. *Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. *That's the silliest thing I ever heard. *How dumb does he think I am?

December 30

Roof caved in. *I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars. *The wife went home to her mother. *Nine more inches predicted.

December 31

I set fire to what’s left of the house. *No more shovelling.

January 8, 2009

Feel so good. *I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. *Why am I tied to the bed?

[Завхоз]

И ночью снег обещают... А в воскресенье - вобще жопу жопастую.

[Милька]

нам бы так