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    Quote Originally Posted by Ахимас View Post
    (орёт) ты ДУРА!!! ТЫ ДАЖЕ НЕ ПРЕДСТАВЛЯЕШЬ СЕБЕ, КАК ТЕБЕ ИДЁТ, И КАКАЯ ТЫ СЕКСИ!
    Абсолютли!
    "Вешайся,-- сказал ангел.-- Смысла ему! Вешайся и не морочь людям голову!"
    Активная болтовня - лучший способ дать мозгам отдохнуть как следует. (с) Мураками

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ахимас View Post
    Once upon a time there were two pieces of prime beef and three sausages...

    (scene 1, two girls sitting in a yard)

    (scene 2, a man enters, girls look interested)

    (scene 3, grill)

    (scene 4, table)

    (scene 5, girls are satisfied and are now smoking)

    (The End)
    Аем мор энд мор сорри ай мисд зи парти...
    "Вешайся,-- сказал ангел.-- Смысла ему! Вешайся и не морочь людям голову!"
    Активная болтовня - лучший способ дать мозгам отдохнуть как следует. (с) Мураками

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    Quote Originally Posted by Шмоль View Post
    Аем мор энд мор сорри ай мисд зи парти...
    ниверю
    /нахохлилась как Зви/
    Почему ты, сука, не можешь сделать мою жизнь яркою и насыщенной? (с)пёрла

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    Quote Originally Posted by Шмоль View Post
    Аем мор энд мор сорри ай мисд зи парти...
    Dacha 2 (Revenge of sausages)?
    Easy as Life

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    ниверю
    /нахохлилась как Зви/
    (окатил водой)

    ...прикольно...на нутрию похожа...
    Easy as Life

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    Ура, нас (меня с Шаляпиным) наградили /хвастаюсь/

    "Congratulations!
    You have been selected to receive the 2010 Nuclear Services Level George Westinghouse Signature Award (GWSA) of Excellence. The list of winning nominations is attached to this email...You demonstrated unparalleled achievement in your project while promoting a high standard of excellence...
    In your honor, a regional recognition celebration will be held in the fall to which you will receive an invitation to in the next few months.
    Once again, the entire Nuclear Services GWSA evaluation team congratulations on you this well-deserved recognition of your achievement"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ласка View Post
    Ура, нас (меня с Шаляпиным) наградили /хвастаюсь/

    "Congratulations!
    You have been selected to receive the 2010 Nuclear Services Level George Westinghouse Signature Award (GWSA) of Excellence. The list of winning nominations is attached to this email...You demonstrated unparalleled achievement in your project while promoting a high standard of excellence...
    In your honor, a regional recognition celebration will be held in the fall to which you will receive an invitation to in the next few months.
    Once again, the entire Nuclear Services GWSA evaluation team congratulations on you this well-deserved recognition of your achievement"
    :51: :leader: :51: :leader: :51:
    Easy as Life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ласка View Post
    Ура, нас (меня с Шаляпиным) наградили /хвастаюсь/

    "Congratulations!
    You have been selected to receive the 2010 Nuclear Services Level George Westinghouse Signature Award (GWSA) of Excellence. The list of winning nominations is attached to this email...You demonstrated unparalleled achievement in your project while promoting a high standard of excellence...
    In your honor, a regional recognition celebration will be held in the fall to which you will receive an invitation to in the next few months.
    Once again, the entire Nuclear Services GWSA evaluation team congratulations on you this well-deserved recognition of your achievement"
    :good: крутА!
    "Вешайся,-- сказал ангел.-- Смысла ему! Вешайся и не морочь людям голову!"
    Активная болтовня - лучший способ дать мозгам отдохнуть как следует. (с) Мураками

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ласка View Post
    Ура, нас (меня с Шаляпиным) наградили /хвастаюсь/

    "Congratulations!
    You have been selected to receive the 2010 Nuclear Services Level George Westinghouse Signature Award (GWSA) of Excellence. The list of winning nominations is attached to this email...You demonstrated unparalleled achievement in your project while promoting a high standard of excellence...
    In your honor, a regional recognition celebration will be held in the fall to which you will receive an invitation to in the next few months.
    Once again, the entire Nuclear Services GWSA evaluation team congratulations on you this well-deserved recognition of your achievement"
    Звучит угрожающе.
    Вам же сказали: приходите завтра!
    А Вы всё время сегодня приходите.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ласка View Post
    Ура, нас (меня с Шаляпиным) наградили /хвастаюсь/

    "Congratulations!
    You have been selected to receive the 2010 Nuclear Services Level George Westinghouse Signature Award (GWSA) of Excellence. The list of winning nominations is attached to this email...You demonstrated unparalleled achievement in your project while promoting a high standard of excellence...
    In your honor, a regional recognition celebration will be held in the fall to which you will receive an invitation to in the next few months.
    Once again, the entire Nuclear Services GWSA evaluation team congratulations on you this well-deserved recognition of your achievement"
    Поздравляю! :love2:

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