Моя тема. Смех и грех.

[Akela]

[Akela]

АААААААААААаааааааааааааааааааа!!!! :rofl:

Вот это настоящая оргия!
Не детские шуточки, а то, как оргия должна проходить!!!! :rofl:

Естественно для 18+. И не на работе!!!!

Смотрим. :grum:

[Sea]

[Akela]

"Черепах можно есть в православный пост, потому что по церковной классификации черепаха - это ОРЕХ!" (c) :grum:

[Дженни]

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID "44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".

NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000+ HOME, A $75,000 CAR, NICE KING-SIZE BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN... SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.

[Liho]

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID "44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".

NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000+ HOME, A $75,000 CAR, NICE KING-SIZE BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN... SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.

Дежени похоже, что It dоеs't Wаst

[Лена ДАД]

Кстати это прекрасная идея. Я тоже хотел писать. С одной очаровательной форумчанкой. Но у нас как-то не сложилось на расстоянии. А вблизи, боюсь, до рассказов не дойдет. Вот так и сижу я.... без рассказов.

:oops:
зато я пишу стихи ...

[Liho]

:oops:
зато я пишу стихи ...

Лена, наверняка они по женски очень трогательны. Дай ссыль, пощекочу свое черсвое сердце. За ранее спасибки! Есле нет, то все равно спасиб.
Ву Gоllу!

[Лена ДАД]

Лена, наверняка они по женски очень трогательны. Дай ссыль, пощекочу свое черсвое сердце. За ранее спасибки! Есле нет, то все равно спасиб.
Ву Gоllу!

:grum:
у меня в "С ума сойти" - приходи, чайку попьемс, зелененького ;)

[Elric]