Только в Америке...

[Alechko]

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Продолжи, можно по-русски

[Хрюн Моржов]

Баян.

Cheers.

[Alaki]

Хрюн, +1,
но тем не менее забавно

[untamed]

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Продолжи, можно по-русски

:ladush: :grum:

[Hallucinogen]

11. Only America......is the only nation in the industrialized world without a universal health care system.

:v:

[User1]

так кто нить будь продолжать еще?

[nat123]

по-русски...почему на велосипеде надо в шлеме, а на харлее нет

[Kadet]

по-русски...почему на велосипеде надо в шлеме, а на харлее нет

У тех, что на велосипеде - еще мозги есть - так вот, чтоп не рассыпать, если че...

[metalhammer]

не знаю как в других странах, но здесь барменом можно быть с 18-ти, а пить только с 21-го.

[User1]

У тех, что на велосипеде - еще мозги есть - так вот, чтоп не рассыпать, если че...

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