PEOPLE OF WALMART
The People Of
Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.
How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?
Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section
What are you wearing sexy? -Cowboy boots. Ya, thats hot. Pink velour pants.
Ya I like that. a little green baby girl hoodie. Oh damn, that sounds sexy.
and I kinda look like Gallagher. Oh yawaitwhat?
Lets run through my rock star list. Mullet? check; big sunglasses? check; heart shaped tattoo?
u know I love my mom; Cut jean shorts? are there any other type of shorts?; wife beater tied at
the midriff check;.. socks that don't match, check. He is an official ROCK STAR!
I think I just sharted
WTF???
Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??
Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub-atomic particle?
I have absolutely no idea what to say
Is that a gangsta leotard?
Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!
Nice purse!
Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you
Into the middle of next week!
AHH! I love the frozen food section it tingles!
Umm excuse me, sir
At least the purse matches, right?
Rawr, don't be afraid though. Just don't attempt to feed the animals.
No, honey, its an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!
I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.
Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right? Wonder if
Roethlisberger can sue him for some type of character assassination?
I have the same outfit, only in red.
Just in case you had the urge
Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.
Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man + large, supple breast implants.
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