Фото Форумчан...(old)

[Sarochka]

я пропустила

[Цербер]

незнаю...

A man walks into a bar, orders three shots of whiskey. Drinks the 3 right away, looks into his pocket, and orders 3 more. Drinks those, looks into his pocket and orders 3 more.

This keeps repeating for a while and the currious bartender finally asks, "why do you keep looking into your pocket after every round?"

The man replies, "I have my wife's photo in my pocket. When she starts looking good, I'm going home."

[Буржуй]

A man walks into a bar, orders three shots of whiskey. Drinks the 3 right away, looks into his pocket, and orders 3 more. Drinks those, looks into his pocket and orders 3 more.

This keeps repeating for a while and the currious bartender finally asks, "why do you keep looking into your pocket after every round?"

The man replies, "I have my wife's photo in my pocket. When she starts looking good, I'm going home."

:grum::grum::grum::grum:

[Sarochka]

:lol:

[Тая]

A man walks into a bar, orders three shots of whiskey. Drinks the 3 right away, looks into his pocket, and orders 3 more. Drinks those, looks into his pocket and orders 3 more.

This keeps repeating for a while and the currious bartender finally asks, "why do you keep looking into your pocket after every round?"

The man replies, "I have my wife's photo in my pocket. When she starts looking good, I'm going home."

бедный мужчина:grum:

[Dantik]

да, мне правая жопа тоже панравилась:34:

Хорошая жопа. На ней можна кино показывать :kos:

[Буржуй]

Хорошая жопа. На ней можна кино показывать :кос:

однозначно, но она намного красивше левой.:34:

[Dantik]

Вот так всегда с ним..:17:

Не, так всегда без меня; со мной совершенно иначе. :v:

[Dantik]

однозначно, но она намного красивше левой.:34:

Нипонил... Там шо, две жопы?!!.. Таки, да... Шо-та я на старости слаба глазами стала. Или это у меня ещё слёзы умиления от той утрeнней Бриджит Бордо не высохли... :rolleyes:

[Буржуй]

Нипонил... Там шо, две жопы?!!.. Таки, да... Шо-та я на старости слаба глазами стала. Или это у меня ещё слёзы умиления от той утренней Бриджит Бордо не высохли... :роллеыес:

там 2 жопы но в одинаковых штанах :-)

ты сегодня он зе рол :grum::grum::grum: