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[untamed]

Какая-то гадина или гад въехал мне вчера в бампер, аж подлез под него и вырвал декоративную крышечку :strike: Если б увидела кто, убила бы на месте наверное. Уроды.

У меня тоже кто-то разбил tail light. :teufel:

[Шмоль]

это до врача надо дойти. меня уже Малышка послала сдавать анализы. из-за усталости.
надо все таки сходить.
но вайкодин..он же очень сильный.

Вайкодин рулит! Мигрень снимает суперски и легкий баз, как от бокала шампанского ммммммммммм... Таленол с кодеином тож не плохо, но без база. У меня.

[МАСЯНЯ]

Масяня, что случилось? :mad: :confused:


Если очень нужно, то можешь на меня наорать.


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уже не нужно :D но спасибо за предолежние :lol:

[CMYK]

:( :(

maybe i'm bipolar?

[YUM]

задлобали клиентки! Два часа ищем папку на диске. Позвали вторую, "продвинутую". Нашла.Отошла.
П.ц ! Опять папка потерялась...
А ведь всего один файлик надо было распечатать...:confused:

[Akela]

:( :(

maybe i'm bipolar?

Может я полярник?

[stydent]

About headdache

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. Bad news is that it'll require castration."

“You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of him self . As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need...a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
“Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure, why not."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
“Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34, a size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."


New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

[Fursetka]

мне вчера делали [oral surgery] уyyy... не есть немогу, не говорить и вся морда распухла.

[stydent]

мне вчера делали [oral surgery] уыыы... не есть немогу, не говорить и вся морда распухла.

фотку в студию... paaaaaahhh leeeaaaseee

[Cherry29]

мне вчера делали [oral surgery] уыыы... не есть немогу, не говорить и вся морда распухла.

А что делали?
если не секрет