Моя тема. Смех и грех.

[omele]

невеста---- красавица !!!!!

темного готического счастья молодым ! (поднимем фужеры с кровью) !!!!

[cosmopolit]

[Монашка]

"The Headache"

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As
he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
clothing
store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years! "the tailor said. Joe tried
on
the suit.. it fit perfectly.



As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years.

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.


Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The
salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."



Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, " No way, you can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

[Монашка]

INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS ON AMERICAN LIFE WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION !!!

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees BOWLING

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you are in the corporate structure,
the smaller your balls become !

[Akela]

[Akela]

[Akela]

[Ta]

[Akela]

где такие шедевры находятся?

Кажется в Корее.

[cosmopolit]

"The Headache"

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

......

The salesman shook his head, " No way, you can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

:grum: :grum: :grum:

вывод - по магазинам шляцца полезно для здоровья!!!