Наташкин Мир

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A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test.

The test is positive Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,"Who was
the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the
phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.


He sat in the living room with the father and the mother. "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of
my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and
provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account."

He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do? "At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places his right hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You fuck her again

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Собрались как-то англичанин, француз и русский и разговорились о женщинах. Англичанин говорит: - Вот у нас женщины красивые и стройные, как доги. Француз говорит: - А у нас приятные и нежные, как болонки. Русский почесал репу и говорит: - А у нас бабы тоже су$и, вот только породу забыл..

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