а давайте подадим свою петицию ?

[crazy-mike]

не прокатит, там уже в ходу петиция об обязательной выплате гос.долга перед выходом.... такшта...



сурова, но справедливо

а минрный договор с индейцами при выходе из состава США нужно будет подтверждать?
( а если индейцам надоест по этом поводу на советы вождей собираться и они автоматически начнут своих "ликвидаторов" к инициаторам выхода из состава США посылать? )

[Dova]

Война Петиций ...

[Hallucinogen]

Ban the practice of circumcising individuals under the age of 18.

Circumcision is a barbaric tribal practice that amounts to child abuse. Before any individual under go any permanent body modification such as tattooing or sex reassignment surgery they must be considered old enough to understand the consequences. You cannot understand the ramifications of this act to your physical being until after puberty, when your genitals have fully developed.
Created: Nov 14, 2012

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...ge-18/DbCyTjRH


form an administration to fact-check statements made during presidential debates & display results on TV in real-time

Allowing Presidential Debates to be nothing more than lies about candidates' and opponents' records and platforms makes a mockery of the democratic process. The idea presented in this petition attempts to reform the debate process: a critical vehicle in any democratic election.

The Commission on Presidential Debates should establish a bi-partisan team of fact-checkers representing a variety of different industries to be present at each debate to confirm the validity of the statements made by each candidate. The status of each statement (pending, confirmed, or denied) should be displayed both on TV screens in real-time and online.

Sign this petition to support integrity in our government.
Created: Nov 12, 2012
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pet...-real/ldCqHhnz

[Hallucinogen]

Establish new legal system of motorcycle riding "Judges" who serve as police, judge, jury, and executioner all in one.

This is a petition to dissolve the current legal system and replace it with a single Hall of Justice, run by Judges; motorcycle-riding law officers who act as police, judge, jury, and executioner.
Created: Nov 13, 2012

[Hallucinogen]

Allow United States Military service members to place their hands in their pockets.

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the bonds of service to the United States military, this regretful termination of service to this great nation is often precipitated by inane uniform and personal conduct policies.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all uniforms have pockets and hands fit perfectly inside them, and they sheathe our knife hands gloriously. It must be acknowledged that placing one's hands in one's pockets is not a sign of disrespect, but a precautionary action to prevent injuries.

Therefore, these undeniable truths being told, the service members of the United States military respectfully request the President of the United States to restore our sacred right to place our hands in our pockets -- on or off duty.
Created: Nov 14, 2012

[Hallucinogen]

provide University graduates ability to trade their diplomas back for 100% tuition refunds.

Because of the inability of recent college graduates to find gainful employment in order to repay their college debt, and since this college debt cannot be eliminated in bankruptcy, and most of the recent additions to the job market have been in service related industries, the Obama administration should take up the cause of reducing college debt and hold those accountable responsible.

In the name of Consumer Protection, recent college graduates should have the ability to return the diploma and not make any reference to receiving education from the college in exchange for a 100% refund of college tuition. This may be extended with a graduated (ha, get it?) reduction for the last four years, with a red line at January 20, 2008.

Courtesy of @IowaHawkBlog, great thinker of our time

[Hallucinogen]

Disregard attempts to withdraw the state of Texas from the union. United we stand, divided we fall.

Separating the State of Texas will not only destroy its economy, it allow the inhumane thoughts and acts of closed minded individuals to take away the rights and liberties of hard working citizens. This country has evolved and should continue to move forward instead of backwards. We will not be separated.....United we stand behind our president and government. Divided we fall, NO to secession.
Created: Nov 12, 2012

[Hallucinogen]

эх... столько интересных тем в Петициях застолбили...

чего бы такого запетициарить ?

[Screw101]

За что гражданства лишать? Куда отправлять?

For having been a member of communist party and any other terrorist organization

[Hallucinogen]