Моя тема. Смех и грех.

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вот

ух ты ..лепили интересна с живых..

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Guess what cup size?
Okay, what did you guess?

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The truth revealed........Scroll down
This kid's gonna hate his Mom for this some day!
Isn't this cute!

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WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

[Cherry29]

Тхе трутх ревеалед........Сцролл дощн
Тхис кидьс гонна хате хис Мом фор тхис соме даы!
Исньт тхис цуте!

я блин думаю..во даёт, во отважная..не постеснялась же ,а ето бАлин...:grum: :grum:+!

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MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big boobs,
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
;)

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хехе....

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THE PLEA.(written by a girl)

Why does it have to be like this:
Why do boys just have to kiss?
No matter the face, no matter the name, along with the girl they're all the same
And every time as it gets dark
His first impulse is to pull over and park.
Maybe he likes the lipstick taste
Maybe he has some time to waste
and in the dark he looks so queer
With lipstick smeared from here to here...
His mom is just a lamb-meat pie
U can't get thrills from such a guy..
I wish I could just meet a boy whose company I could enjoy
a boy who would inspire respect...
Simply because he didn't NECK!!!!!

[Akela]