проТЕСТант, католик и раббай
A priest, a preacher, and a rabbi were fond of debating each other on the relative benefits of their religions.
Finally, a secular friend of the 3 men suggested a test: Each should go into the forest and try to convert a bear to their faith. The 3 religious leaders agreed.
A week later, they met to compare results.
The priest, his right arm in a sling, said: " I found a bear, and he swiped at me and broke my arm; but I grabbed my holy water with my good hand, baptized him on the spot, and we prayed together while I waited for the rescue helicopter."
The preacher, with one arm in a sling, the other in a cast, and bandages swathing his head, said, "Well, in MY church we don't sprinkle NOBODY! I FOUND me a bear, and I RASSLED him into the river, and I IMMERSED and made a BELIEVER of him!!!!!"
They turn to the Rabbi, who is lying in traction, with a brace around his neck and casts on all four limbs; he said, simply, "It seems that circumcision was not the smartest way to start."
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