БОМБИМ! И ПРАВИЛ"НО!

[noincomingcalls]

kakie tut vce talantlivie, a krome rycckogo i angliyckogo, mozhno na kakoy nit' drugoy yazik?

[JollyRoger]

kakie tut vce talantlivie, a krome rycckogo i angliyckogo, mozhno na kakoy nit' drugoy yazik?

kuso shite shinazo

[Alex1776]

Вот полностью, и не по-русски.

January 29, 2004 No.160

The Beneficiaries of Saddam's Oil Vouchers: The List of 270
The following report from MEMRI's Baghdad office is a translation of an article which appeared in the Iraqi daily Al-Mada, [1] whichobtained lists of 270 companies, organizations, and individuals awarded allocations (vouchers) of crude oil by Saddam Hussein's regime. The beneficiaries reside in 50 countries: 16 Arab, 17 European, 9 Asian, and the rest from sub-Saharan Africa and Latin America.Only a portion of the 270 recipients are listed and identified.

Background
The following points should be taken into consideration:
First, MEMRI is not responsible for the accuracy of the details with regard to the names listed or the amount of oil granted.
Second, all names listed in the original were in Arabic. Some of those are transliterated into English phonetically, and may not be precise.
Third, denials by those whose names appear in this dispatch are footnoted.
Fourth, the issuing of vouchers by Saddam's regime may have served two primary purposes:
A: Payments in the form of bribes to individuals and organizations for their support of the regime. [выделено мной -- AL]

United States: Samir Vincent received 10.5 million barrels. In 2000, Vincent, an Iraqi-born American citizen who has lived in the U.S. since 1958, organized a delegation of Iraqi religious leaders to visit the U.S. and meet with former president Jimmy Carter. Shaker Al-Khafaji,the pro-Saddam chairman of the 17th conference of Iraqi expatriates, received 1 million barrels.

Ukraine: The Social Democratic Party received 1 million barrels. The Communist Party received 6 million barrels. The Socialist Party received 1 million barrels. The FTD oil company received 1 million barrels, as did other Ukrainian companies.

Belarus: The Liberal Party received 1 million barrels. The Communist Party received 1 ton [sic] of oil. The director of the Belarussian president's office received 1 million barrels.

Russia: The Russian state itself received 1,366,000,000 barrels. The list also included the following:

Companies belonging to the Liberal Democratic Party received 79.8 million barrels - t he list notes the name of party president Vladimir Zhirinovsky. The Russian Communist Party received 1 million barrels. The Lukoil company received 63 million barrels. The Russneft company received 35.5 million barrels. Vladimir Putin's Peace and Unity Party received 34 million barrels - the list notes the name of party chairwoman Saji Umalatova. The Gazprom company received 26 million barrels. The Soyuzneftgaz company received 25.5 million barrels - t he list notes the name Shafrannik.
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The Russian Orthodox Church received 5 million barrels. The Moscow Science Academy received 3.5 million barrels. The Chechnya Administration received 2 million barrels. The National Democratic Party received 2 million barrels.
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In addition, the son of the former Russian Ambassador to Iraq received 19.7 million barrels. Nikolay Ryjkov, a former prime minister of the USSR, received 13 million barrels. The Russian President's office director received 5 million barrels.

http://www.memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=IA16004

[LAman]

Alex, согласен, позор взяточникам и ворам!

"Halliburton, Houston-based energy services giant — which Vice President Dick Cheney used to run — has used connections to profit from the war in Iraq at the expense of American taxpayers...

...It's obvious to me from what I've read about Halliburton that this is basically Bush paying off his oil cronies...

...In December, the Pentagon said Halliburton's KBR subsidiary may have overcharged the government $61 million for bringing fuel from Kuwait...A Department of Defense audit said KBR charged $2.27 a gallon for the deliveries when fuel deliveries from Turkey cost $1.18 a gallon.

Last May, the company disclosed in a U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission filing that it paid a Nigerian official $2.4 million in bribes to get favorable tax treatment. The company said it fired several employees after learning of the bribes....

http://www.nyjournalnews.com/newsroo...liburtons.html

[noincomingcalls]

kakie tut vce talantlivie, a krome rycckogo i angliyckogo, mozhno na kakoy nit' drugoy yazik?

kuso shite shinazo

sushi-vcegda xorosho

[смешно]

Перевести можно на любой язык, но кто их знает? Жалко украинского нету, а то бы поржали...

Good luck on learning! :D

Италиан:

Presidente Bush e Colin Powell siedono in una sbarra.

Non un individuo entra e chiede il barman, "È quel Cespuglio e Powell sedendo laggiù?"

Il barman dice, "Yep, ciò loro è."

Dunque l'individuo cammina sopra e dice, "Wow, questo è un onore reale.

Che lo sono gli individui facendo in qui?"

Il cespuglio dice, "progettiamo WW III ".

E l'individuo dice, "Realmente? Che va succedere?"

Il cespuglio dice, "Bene, andiamo uccidere 140 milioni di Iracheni questo

Tempo ed un biondo grande .

L'individuo ha esclamato, "UN biondo con le tette grandi? Perché uccide un biondo

Con le tette grandi?

I giri di cespuglio a Powell, lo perfora sulla spalla e dice,

"Vede, intelligente come!

L'ho detto nessuno si preoccuperebbe circa i 140 milioni di Iracheni!"
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German:

Präsident Bush und Colin Powell sitzt in einem Stab.

Ein Bursche Spaziergänge in und fragt den Barkeeper, "Ist Nicht jener Busch und Powell Sitzen da drüben?"

Der Barkeeper sagt, "Yep, das ist sie."

Deshalb der Bursche fertigmacht und sagt, "Wow ist, dies eine wirkliche Ehre.

Was sind Sie Burschen machend hier drinnen?"

Busch sagt, "Wir planen WW III ".

Und sagt der Bursche, "Wirklich? Was wird geschehen?"

Busch sagt, "Gut werden wir 140 Millionen Iraker dies töten

Zeit und ein blondes mit großen Titten.

Hat der Bursche ausgerufen, "Ein blondes mit großen Titten? Töten Sie warum ein blondes

Mit großen Titten?

Busch Drehungen zu Powell, stanzt ihn auf der Schulter und sagt,

"Siehe, kluger Esel!

Ich habe erzählt, daß Sie niemand sich um den 140 Million Iraker kümmern würde!"

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Chinese:

布什和科林‧鮑威爾總統在坐一間酒吧。
一個伙計步行在和問酒吧男侍，不“是那布什和鮑威爾
在那儿坐？"
酒吧男侍說，“自由民，是他們。”
這樣伙計輕易地取胜和說，“哄動一時的人物，這是一個真的光榮的人。
你是什?#92;伙計行為在這儿？"

以及伙計說，“真正“？”什?#92;將要發生？"
布什說，“好地，我們將要殺死一億四千万名伊拉克人這
帶大的老馬的時間和一個金發碧眼女郎。
伙計呼喊，帶大的老馬的“一名金發碧眼女郎？為什?#92;殺死一名金發碧眼女郎
跟大的老馬一起？
布什轉向鮑威爾，在肩上用拳猛擊他和說，
“明白，聰明的蠢驢！
我告訴你沒人會擔心一億四千万名伊拉克人！"

[Nabludatel']

Перевести можно на любой язык, но кто их знает? Жалко украинского нету, а то бы поржали...

Италиан:
Presidente Bush e Colin Powell siedono in una sbarra. ..
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chinese:

布什和科林‧鮑威爾總統在坐一間酒吧。
一個伙計步行在和問酒吧男侍，不“是那布什和鮑威爾
在那儿坐？"
酒吧男侍說，“自由民，是他們。”
這樣伙計輕易地取胜和說，“哄動一時的人物，這是一個真的光榮的人。
你是什?#92;伙計行為在這儿？"

以及伙計說，“真正“？”什?#92;將要發生？"
布什說，“好地，我們將要殺死一億四千万名伊拉克人這
帶大的老馬的時間和一個金發碧眼女郎。
伙計呼喊，帶大的老馬的“一名金發碧眼女郎？為什?#92;殺死一名金發碧眼女郎
跟大的老馬一起？
布什轉向鮑威爾，在肩上用拳猛擊他和說，
“明白，聰明的蠢驢！
我告訴你沒人會擔心一億四千万名伊拉克人！"

Спасибо смешно. Особенно понравился перевод на китайский. Аднака надо отметить небогатый набор иероглифов в их алфавите. всего пять знакаков (什,?, #,92,") и море содержания.

[JollyRoger]

всего пять знакаков (什,?, #,92,") и море содержания.

Аааааааа... не у всех азиатская кодировка работает! У меня так всё читается как в Пионэрской Правде...

[смешно]

Хммм..а я всё китайское вижу, что у вас с кодировкой? Живём в 21 веке пора-бы уметь всё де-кодировать...особенно китайское.
Китайские иероглифы такие красивые...


馬會會會會

[LIL]

Хммм..а я всё китайское вижу, что у вас с кодировкой? Живём в 21 веке пора-бы уметь всё де-кодировать...особенно китайское.
Китайские иероглифы такие красивые...


馬會會會會

Вершина красоты, прямо. :roll: