Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover” or "Boy". I call mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old. He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon I took the dog with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in the contest. But before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets myself. "But you don't understand" I said "I had hoped to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me. He said "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around down town for him. A Cop came over and asked me, "What are you doing in this alley at 5 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday...
А мне кажется, что у таких людей не всё в порядке с психикой. Ну не может у нормального человека быть столько злобы на весь мир и каждого жителя планеты в отдельности. Я считаю, что это клиника.
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