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    Погоди, сейчас будешь кататься, перевод -перевода...


    ЛА Hunting of the Duck

    The LAman-inspector has encountered the hunter of a duck who has placed in a bag of 3 ducks and has decided ' to order expectation of laws. ' It(He) has stopped the hunter, has highlighted his(its) badge and has told, ' Reminds, that you had rather good day. Watch(keep up), if I examine yours to kill? '

    The hunter has shaken and has handed over ducks LAMAN. LAman has taken one of ducks,
    His(Its) inserted finger in a direct gut of a duck, has deduced(removed) it, it sniffed, and has told, ' It, here - a
    Duck of state of Washington. You have the State of Washington hunting on the license? '

    The hunter has deduced(removed) his(its) wallet and has easy shown LAMAN hunting of State of Washington
    The license. LAman has taken the second duck, has inserted his(its) finger into a direct gut of a bird, has deduced(removed) it,
    Sniffed it, also has told, ' It, here - a duck of State of Idaho. You have the state (condition) of State of Idaho hunting on the license? '

    The hunter little bit upset, has made the state (condition) of State of Idaho hunting on the license. LAman has taken a third duck, has lead(has carried out) the same test of a finger, and has told, ' It, here - Орегонская the state duck. You have the state Oregonskoe (condition) hunting on the license? '

    Once again, only this time more worsened, the hunter has made the corresponding license. LAman, small miffed what have deleted, has returned ducks to the hunter and has told, ' you have all these licenses, only whence a hell - you? '

    The hunter has lowered (has passed(missed)) his(its) trousers above which decline, and has told, that ' you are so smart (strong), YOU speak me! '
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    смешно:- последний сон Адольфа!!!


    На каждом форуме рано или поздно появляется американский патриот в штатском. Это свидетельство того, что форум бьёт не в бровь, а в глаз. Подожди, дружок, десяток годков. Сочтёмся. Всех найдём. До последнего Калугина!

    А Смешно на одну новонюрнбергскую скамью с Бушами, Блэрами, Рамсфельдами, Флейшерами и прочими! А потом и на виселицу!

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    Адольф, вставай в очередь за пособием и прихвати с собой дружка машиномойщика (китайскими куртками :mrgreen: ) и не только :wink: - ЛАмена.
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    Смешно, да ты Клара Новикова, самое малое :lol: Такой же "умный" юмор, а главное по теме.
    Давай у тебя теперь будет погоняло "Клара"? Тебе подойдёт. Могу аватарку подогнать :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexaedita
    смешно:- последний сон Адольфа!!!


    На каждом форуме рано или поздно появляется американский патриот в штатском. Это свидетельство того, что форум бьёт не в бровь, а в глаз. Подожди, дружок, десяток годков. Сочтёмся. Всех найдём. До последнего Калугина!

    А Смешно на одну новонюрнбергскую скамью с Бушами, Блэрами, Рамсфельдами, Флейшерами и прочими! А потом и на виселицу!
    свободный перевод Алекса Едиты :

    funny:-Adolf's last dream!!!


    At each forum sooner or later there is an American patriot in the civilian. This certificate of that beats a forum the cap fits. Wait, the friend, ten godkov. We shall be considered. All we shall find. Up to the last Kalugina!

    And it is ridiculous on one novonjurnbergskuju a bench with Bushs, Blairs, Ramsfeldami, Flejsherami and other! And then and on the gallows!
    цирк с конями

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    Ridiculously, yes you Клара Новикова, the smallest Same "clever" humour, and the main thing on a theme.
    Give at you now will be urged on "Клара"? To you will approach. I can аватарку adjust.


    Quote Originally Posted by LAman
    Смешно, да ты Клара Новикова, самое малое :lol: Такой же "умный" юмор, а главное по теме.
    Давай у тебя теперь будет погоняло "Клара"? Тебе подойдёт. Могу аватарку подогнать :wink:

    What else can you ADJUST? :qw:
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    :grum:
    [quote="Nabludatel'"]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nabludatel'
    Quote Originally Posted by смешно
    ЛА Охота на Утки...
    .....
    Охотник понизил(пропустил) его штаны, над которыми склоняют, и сказал, что ' Вы настолько шикарны(сильны), ВЫ говорите МНЕ! '
    Редкий случай когда перевод не хуже оригинала. Маршак прям нах
    Я плакалъ... :lol:
    "If I'm who I am because I'm who I am and you're who you are because you're who you are, then I'm who I am and you're who you are. If, on the other hand, I'm who I am because you're who you are, and if you're who you are because I'm who I am, then I'm not who I am and you're not who you are." (c)

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    Read this!!! :grum:

    President Bush and Kolin Powell sit in a bar.

    The guy enters and that Bush and Powell session there asks the barman, " not? "

    The barman speaks, " Yes, it - them. "

    So the guy goes and speaks, " anything to itself, it - real honour.

    What is you guys, приканчивающие here? "

    Bush speaks, " we plan ВВ III ".

    And the guy speaks, " is valid? What is going to happen? "

    Bush speaks, " it is Good, we are going to kill 140 million Inhabitants of Iraq this time and one blonde with the big titmouses.

    The guy has exclaimed, " the blonde with the big titmouses? Why kill the blonde with the big titmouses?

    Bush turns to Powell, strikes his(its) fist on a shoulder and speaks,

    " See, smart задница!

    I have told to you, that nobody will worry about these 140 million Inhabitants of Iraq! "
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    Quote Originally Posted by смешно
    Read this!!! :grum:
    Клара, ну что ты как дитё малое, нашла игрушку, переводишь туда-сюда и сама над этим хихикаешь?
    Я тебе заранее переведу - ты посмейся, вытри сопли и угомонись, ок? И вернись уже к теме.

    Clara, well you as dityo small, has found a toy, translate there-here and itself above it giggle?
    I to you in advance shall translate - you will laugh, wipe sopli and calm down, ok? Also return already to a theme.

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