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Сочувствую.. но в Денвере, говорят, ситуация еще хуже..
Top ten reasons dating sucks in Denver (for Men):
1 - There are WAY more men than women. The ratio is about 10 men to every hot woman. It's even worse in the mountains - probably like 20 men to every attractive woman.
2 - The looks scale. Let's say you are a guy and a 7 on a scale of 1-10. In Denver, this means you will only be able to date women who are 5s or less. Unless you are rich. Women on the other hand - ALWAYS get to date-up. If a woman is a 7 in Denver, she can date a 9 guy - no problem. If you have kids - you are NOT as attractive BECAUSE it usually means you likely have an EX WIFE who is a bitch AND you pay money to her for child support - you need to subtract 2 from your looks scale. So if that's you and you start off as a 8 or 9 - you are automatically really only a 6 or 7 and then you can realistically only expect to date women who are 4s or 5s....
3 - Face facts. If they want you - you won't want them. And if you want them - they won't want you. You're screwed.
4 - Online dating DOES NOT WORK. Here's the deal - Most online dating is all about the scam. Face it - Hot chicks AREN'T looking for guys online. They already have one and probably 5 more lined up. If a hot chick is online, she will be too busy replying to the millions of emails from lonely men. And IF they do respond to one of those emails - the guy they are responding to is WAY hotter, younger, and richer than your dumb ass. If you do get ANY hot women contacting you online here are the rules you must know:
• They are probably false profiles. Hot, professional models without any "real pictures is a red flag - these are probably really gay middle aged men
• If they give you a number to call or IM - Don't buy into the hype. They are just fucking with you. Chances are they are under the age of 15, completely wretched, cheating on the guy they already have, or just plain evil. Ask to meet or talk on the phone and call their bluff. If they come up with ANY of the following excuses - MOVE ON! I've been sick, I'm busy, My phone doesn't work, I have too much work to do. All these comments mean are "I'm NOT interested" or worse yet - I am a complete flake who is not genuine anyway
• If you are the only one initiating ANY contact and they respond with something lame like "you're so cute" or "Thanks for the comment", or "You too" - Move on, 'cuz man, they are just not interested
• Any friend request with one picture of some really hot chick and a link to a web page is marketing for online porn
• Anything too good to be true - IS
• IF you do actually meet - one of you will be disappointed
• Most of the time you will be talking to a Russian who wants to come to America and use your dumbass to get a green card - OR give them money to "rescue" them from some oppressive situation - Can you say SCAM?
5 - Unless you are rich or way hot - you will never date any women as good looking as you in Denver - my advice - settle or move. It's the only way you will ever get laid.
6 - Be aware of how much you spend on a date. Anything over $50 on a first date is too much. DO NOT SPEND MONEY chasing someone who you are not interested in or is not interested in you. This is about 99% of every potential date you will ever have. My advice is to go to a strip club - at least you will see boobs and the women there HAVE to show you interest because you are paying for it (just don't expect to get a date - unless you are WAY RICH)
7 - Hot women ONLY want guys with money. That's the deal. If you want to date one - make more money. Otherwise - just settle
8 - Any woman in Denver can date a guy better than you, so it's pointless to really be a decent guy because you are inevitably going to get dumped for someone else anyway. NEVER get your hopes up - it doesn't work that way.
9 - Any woman who tries to set you up with their friend is really saying "You're not good enough for me, but my ugly friend needs some attention". DO NOT expect to meet a girlfriend this way. There is a good reason they need their friends to set them up.
10 - Physical Appearance. Unless you have a really hot body and no fat - you are never going to date a woman who does. Unless you are rich. If you are short - you need to make more money if you want to date. If you are bald or have bad teeth, you need to take a few points off your look scale too. Unfortunately, NOTHING about your personality really matters until someone is interested in you. And in Denver, it takes an awful lot to turn a pretty woman's head.
So there you have it. This is why I am giving up. It's too expensive to chase after women who show interest in me - because I really am not interested in them anyway. And there are no real chances to get someone I would like to date interested in me, unless I become very rich. I need to win the Lottery tonite!
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