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[Mikhail-u]

Dr Phil's Test: Here you go. Try this!

Below is Dr Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah -
she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!
Read on, this is very interesting!

Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it
only
takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to your
friends.

The person who sent it placed their score in the e-mail subject box.
Please
do the same before forwarding to your friends (send it back to the
person
who sent it to you.) Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll
down and
answer.

>
Answers are for who you are now..... not who you were in the past.
Have pen
> or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by the Human
Relations
> Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get
better
> insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's
only 10
> simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper,
> keeping track of your letter answers to each question.
>
>
> Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total.
When you
> are finished, forward this to friends/family, and also send it to
the
person
> who sent this to you. Make sure to put YOUR
> score in the subject box.
>
>
> Ready??
>
> Begin...
>
>
> 1. When do you feel your best?
> a) in the morning
> b) during the afternoon &and early evening
> c) late at night
>
> 2. You usually walk...
> a) fairly fast, with long steps
> b) fairly fast, with little steps
> c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
> d) less fast, head down
> e) very slowly
>
> 3. When talking to people you..
> a) stand with your arms folded
> b) have your hands clasped
> c) have one or both your hands on your hips
> d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking e) play with
your
ear,
> touch your chin, or smooth your hair
>
> 4. When relaxing, you sit with.
> a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
> b) your legs crossed
> c) your legs stretched out or straight
> d) one leg curled under you
>
> 5. When something really amuses you, you react with.
> a) big appreciated laugh
> b) a laugh, but not a loud one
> c) a quiet chuckle
> d) a sheepish smile
>
> 6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
> a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
> b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
> c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
>
> 7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're
interrupted..
> a) welcome the break
> b) feel extremely irritated
> c) vary between these two extremes
>
> 8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
> a) red or orange
> b) black
> c) yellow or light blue
> d) green
> e) dark blue or purple
> f) white
> g) brown or gray
>
> 9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before
going to
> sleep you are..
> a) stretched out on your back
> b) stretched out face down on your stomach
> c) on your side, slightly curled
> d) with your head on one arm
> e) with your head under the covers
>
> 10. You often dream that you are...
> a) falling
> b) fighting or struggling
> c) searching for something or somebody
> d) flying or floating
> e) you usually have dreamless sleep
> f) your dreams are always pleasant
>
> POINTS:
> 1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
> 2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
> 3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
> 4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
> 5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
> 6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
> 7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
> 8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
> 9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
> 10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1
>
> Now add up the total number of points.
>
> OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with
care."
> You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant.
Others
> may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't
always
trust
> you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.
>
> 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
rather
> impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make
decisions,
> though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and
> adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes
chances
> and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company
> because of the excitement you radiate.
>
> 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,
> practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the
center of
> attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their
head.
> They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone
who'll
> always cheer them up and help them out.
>
> 31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical.
> They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a
person
who
> makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone
> who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same
loyalty
> in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot
to
shake
> your trust In your friends, but equally that it takes you a long
time
to get
> over if that trust is ever broken.
>
> 21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They
see you
> as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It
would
> really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the
spur of
> the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every
angle
> and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is
caused
> partly by your careful nature.
>
> UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,
someone
> who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the
decisions
> & who doesn't want to get involved with
> anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees
problems that
> don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know
you
well
> know that you aren't.
>
> Now forward this to others, and put your score in the subject box of
your
> e-mail, like this:
> "Dr.Phil's Test, I got 39."

[NataliaLA]

Миш, не в обиду, но неужели у кото-то хватает терпения это все прочитать именно в этой теме ?

[Mikhail-u]

Миш, не в обиду, но неужели у кото-то хватает терпения это все прочитать именно в этой теме ?

Ау них есть время, Наташ. Разве обязательно за 1 присест? И потом, книги же читают...

[NataliaLA]

Ау них есть время, Наташ. Разве обязательно за 1 присест? И потом, книги же читают...

книги....ха, да. думаю не стоит книги с форумом сравнивать....

Да дело не во времени.
Мне, если честно лень. И я думаю, что лень многим. :rolleyes:
А тем, кто не леняться....я завидую

[NataliaLA]

[NataliaLA]

[Slippery When Wet]

[NataliaLA]

[Mikhail-u]

книги....ха, да. думаю не стоит книги с форумом сравнивать....

Да дело не во времени.
Мне, если честно лень. И я думаю, что лень многим. :роллеыес:
А тем, кто не леняться....я завидую

Ну есть книги, которые поскучнее форума. И поглупее. И много.
И потом, если тебе лень читать анекдоты, тогда ты очень серьезная девушка

[NataliaLA]