тебе какието неправильные попались
мои все пьют
или просто ты собутыльник хреновый
я если предлагаю - никто не отказываеца!
Женщина должна сидеть дома, плакать, штопать и готовить. (В.Жириновский)
Скинь ссылку на вертолёт. Интересно.
У меня сосед самолёт водит как ас. С мёртвыми петлями и тому подобными трюками.
Цинична, эротична, cтервозна и практична. Худею... сладкое не предлагать...в гости не звать, чаем не поить, через клетку не кормить... Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea(c)
Смешно, а как ты потом до дома добирался?... Ты ж на машине туда приехал.
на вертолете
4 main reasons why Boston is the best place to live:Red Sox (Baseball), Patriots (Football) World Champions
Celtics the NBA (Basketball), Bruins Stanley Cup (Hockey)
A) Vodka should never ever under any circumstances be bought in a plastic bottle
B) Vodka should never be served ice-cold or even moderately could when straight. BUT!!!!! the shoot glass should be ice cold.
C) Just because you have a carton of Tropicana and a bottle of Smirnoff doesn't mean you can make a screwdriver. Screwdrivers never have any plump in them
D) When drinking vodka never sip it, or drink it slowly! This way of drinking vodka leads to loss of taste buds and a reeking smell.
E) Before taking a shot of vodka cheers must be said, then let out all the air you have in your lungs, drink and inhale at the same time.
F) NEVER EVER DRINK VODKA WTH BEAR
G) A good tactic for not getting sick while drinking vodka, is to supplement it with soda and some snacks.
H) Drinking vodka together with beer and champagne leads to short term memory loss.
да вот смотри.
http://www.youtube.com/user/juz70
4 main reasons why Boston is the best place to live:Red Sox (Baseball), Patriots (Football) World Champions
Celtics the NBA (Basketball), Bruins Stanley Cup (Hockey)
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