Пришлите кто-нить mail-groom orderдля тёти Змеи.:lip:

[Манюня]

Акела, че то ани у тебя все страшные какие то...не то что у меня

[Malishka]

Или сюда:

Mail-order husbands

Вот тут я умер :rofl:
Name: Daryl
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot.

[Akela]

Name: Bertram
Clyde seeks Bonnie to be partners in crime... I am a trouble maker! Techno-hedonist prone to psychobabble and taking stupid risks. Fun craving, riot inciting, thrill seeking geek girls preferred. Choir girls need not apply, because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time. I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm better now.

Location: Manitoba, Canada

[Akela]

Акела, че то ани у тебя все страшные какие то...не то что у меня

Для тех, кто их заказывает - в самый раз. ;)

[Alter Ego]

Зачем далеко заказывать, когда здесь Эдик есть с Врагом. Чем не женихи?

[Манюня]

Врага из апстейта не вытащишь, а Эдик для Змеи старый

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[Akela]

Зачем далеко заказывать, когда здесь Эдик есть с Врагом. Чем не женихи?

Ты же тоже уже половозрелый. И свободный. Разве нет?

[С-нежная]

Name: Bertram
Clyde seeks Bonnie to be partners in crime... I am a trouble maker! Techno-hedonist prone to psychobabble and taking stupid risks. Fun craving, riot inciting, thrill seeking geek girls preferred. Choir girls need not apply, because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time. I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm better now.

Location: Manitoba, Canada

Bingo!

[Malishka]

Тут я вообще погибал. Акела, спасибо /поцеловала Акелу в щёчку/

Name: Buzet
I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.
Location: Romania


Name: Jeb
Hi there ladies, pick me. I'm itchin' to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn't like me, so I'm back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games... and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here.
Location: Texas Border Town, U.S.A.

[Манюня]

Ты же тоже уже половозрелый. И свободный. Разве нет?

невыездной

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