racism

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I very fugly and mean-looking woman walks into Wallmart, followed by 2 boys ages 5 and 10. The Wallmart greeter, the old man, asks her what her twins names are. She is outraged:
-Old man, don't you see that my boys are not twins?
-I'm just surprised that someone fucked you twice

[Rodent]

:grum:

I know the same one about blonds))

На территории СНГ это про ментов рпассказывали

[Rodent]

I very fugly and mean-looking woman walks into Wallmart, followed by 2 boys ages 5 and 10. The Wallmart greeter, the old man, asks her what her twins names are. She is outraged:
-Old man, don't you see that my boys are not twins?
-I'm just surprised that someone fucked you twice

:grum: Грубо, но смешно...

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:grum: Грубо, но смешно...

да-да.. прямо на грани...:D

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Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!


A shopper says, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're in Home Depot."

:grum::grum::good:

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Да, я знаю. А... поляки хозяйственные, да? сорри, я тормоз...

Дженни жжёт :grum:

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Теперь все встало на свои места

а вот теперь я уссуся :grum::grum:

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а вот теперь я уссуся :grum::grum:

С выражением священного ужаса и зажав нос, протягиваю Мостику "Depends" Large size
:evillaugh

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С выражением священного ужаса и зажав нос, протягиваю Мостику "Depends" Large size
:evillaugh

Спасибо , я уже сбегал в песочек

[Bibob3d]

:grum:

I know the same one about blonds))

Аха, ток там было "Не, не расскажу - все равно придеЦЦа второй раз рассказывать" :cool: