Где можно прыгнуть с парашютом?

[FOLEY]

"можно" и со стула на кухне тоже

[Dantik]

"можно" и со стула на кухне тоже

Главное не забыть петлю на шею надеть.

П.С. Не флуди, сцуко! :D

[sharik]

как я понимаю выжила.

Почему? ты думаешь в аду интернета нет?

I see dead people.... (c)

here is the joke for u, old one though:

After being nearly snowbound for two weeks, a Seattle man left for a vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.

Unfortunately, at the airport there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and it would do no good to complain.

Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold.

The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to ge to the pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made an error in the e-mail address.

His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband had died only the day before.

When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen.

Dearest Honey,

Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow.

Your loving husband.

P.S.
Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot it is down here!!!

[Krasota]

А с инструктором знакомиться обязательно?

Можно и без знакомства, но прыгать таки с инструктором если первый раз.

[Krasota]

Это ты с мужем прыгала чтоли?

Неа. Мой муж больше по плаванью.:evillaugh

[смешно]

Можно и без знакомства, но прыгать таки с инструктором если первый раз.

Причём с инструктором в обнимку или он сзади обнимает. Гыыы.

[Krasota]

Сзади обнимает. Поетому надо чтобы был [cute]:D

[Dantik]

Сзади обнимает. Поетому надо чтобы был [cute]:D

Да, это очень важно. Не хотелось бы, чтобы первый раз был с каким-то уродом.

[Монашка]

Да, это очень важно. Не хотелось бы, чтобы первый раз был с каким-то уродом.

конечно ж так, Дантик
а мужики они так крепко прижимают што ОЙ ;)
а ежели коме не нравится, то отбиваться в небе будете

[Dantik]

конечно ж так, Дантик
а мужики они так крепко прижимают што ОЙ ;)
а ежели коме не нравится, то отбиваться в небе будете

Нда... А женщин-инструкторов не бывает? Симпатичных?