have fun..

[CrazyDoctor]

Я тожэ Рэндом Брутал Секс Мастер, тока это не правда. Я романтик и очень нежный.

[wako]

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.


Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss



Акела!!! Ты, Млять, как в воду смотрел!!!

[noincomingcalls]

lol...

[Galkab]

лол...

А ты хто?:evillaugh ;)

[noincomingcalls]

всё я вам так и расказала))

(но ты мне подходишь;))

[noincomingcalls]

Я тожэ Рэндом Брутал Секс Мастер, тока это не правда. Я романтик и очень нежный.

тест не обманишь.
I can picture u being VERY, V-e-r-y....brutal...
and a master...

[Galkab]

всё я вам так и расказала))

(но ты мне подходишь;))

Праздник.:evillaugh

[Aurbo]

сюки...раскусили...


You are The Sudden Departure. Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.



We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

[noincomingcalls]

u have no idea how many ppl said same thing to me...))

[LaFemmeGavrila]

What is the difference between girls/woman aged:
> 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?
> At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
> At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
> At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
> At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
> At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
> At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
> At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
> At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???