Че то с мудростями как то вяло для пятницы. Наб, ты там на работе уснул? Или на Стулье обидился?
"Political correctness is fascism under the guise of manners" … George Carlin
"I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted" ... Elmore Leonard
шутишь? да кто ж на него обижается, нах?
Вчера опять случайно попал на "Палп Фикшин", последние минут 10-15.
Когда Джулc И Винсент отмыли машину и пошли на завтрак в какой-то джойн,..
С етого диалога я просто тихо млею, нах.
enjoy:
Vincent:
Want some bacon?
Jules:
No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent:
Are you Jewish?
Jules:
Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent:
Why not?
Jules:
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent:
Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules:
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent:
How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules:
I don't eat dog either.
Vincent:
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules:
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent:
Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules:
Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf***in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
Такое можно написать только выкурив/вдохнув/уколовшись, нах
цирк с конями
тарантино шикарен
Pulp fiction rules
“You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body” (c)
так, я в этом профан
я всегда путала его с родригисом
ну в плане не всегда знала какой фильм он режиссировал, а какой родригес
Че та вспомнил про липстик он а пиг.![]()
"Political correctness is fascism under the guise of manners" … George Carlin
"I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted" ... Elmore Leonard
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