лучшее противозачаточное -
таблетка анальгина
плотно зажатая между коленей (ц)
Она не поможет если тётка в ето время в позе раком...
Barack Obama on his girls: "I have men with guns surrounding them at all times, which I'm perfectly happy with..." (c) Why can he protect his family with guns and I can't?