Моя тема. Смех и грех.

[Lydia]

...

Так это ты моего Мартына упаковала?!

[Miлая ДрRнь]

Так это ты моего Мартына упаковала?!

конечно. я.
я собственно только этим и занимаюсь.

Матрыноупакованием:34:.

[Дженни]

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the
rest room. Those who remained talked about their
kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
started working at a successful company at the
bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the
corporate ladder and now he's the president of the
company. He became so rich that he gave his best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son
is also my pride and joy. He started working for a
big airline, and then went to flight school to
become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in
the company, where he owns the majority of its
assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a
brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son
studied in the best universities and became an
engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave
away something very nice and expensive to his best
friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as
the fourth returned from the restroom and asked:
"What are all the congratulations for?" One of the
three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel
for the successes of our sons. ...What about your
son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a
living as a bartender and dancer at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a
disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad
either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from
his three boyfriends.

[Issey Miyake]

[Issey Miyake]

[Буржуй]

[Miлая ДрRнь]

[Miлая ДрRнь]

Вот что получилось из вроде бы простой задачи — вылепить пушку в честь 23 февраля.
Снято в детском садике в Набережных Челнах. Детишкам по 3 годика.
Родители были в экстаaaaзе, когда пришли забирать своих детей из сада.

:grum:




ps Sofia таки молодец ))))

[Семицвета]

на улице...2 дня назад...
мамаша с пацаном лет 4.
он ей: -Мам, дай мне луку, здесь скользко...
она, суРРово так, басом,поправляет: - Здесь не скользко...Здесь срАно....
:grum:

[Thomas]

заразительно смеется :kos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCP0D...eature=related