Quote Originally Posted by Slippery When Wet
А некоторые как два пальца об асфальт...;)
Вот, например (орфография и пунктуация - авторские):

Обо мне :
Now I am in Ukraine in Kiev but if we shall like each other it agree to arrive.
If there will be a serious offer.

Кого я хочу найти:
I get acquainted with man without material, physical, moral problems.
Not greedy, not smoking.
For serious mutual relations.
More preferably not from Russia.

She's got to be hot!!!:evillaugh