детки жалуюца на своих сафковых родителей!

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саит где русско-мериканские детки жалуюца на своих сафковых родителей!


When your American friends can't seem to understand that your 97-year-old grandfather, who drinks a litre of vodka every day, isn't an alcoholic.

more: http://www.russianproblems.com/

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"gavno na palachky" is worse than just plain "gavno"


when you try to show your mom this site , and she goes "shto, mne bolshe nechevo delat ?" , while she's on her own russian site.


lol

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There are only 3 types of anti-septic ( for any cuts, insect bites, skin irritation, acne, etc...) your parents trust and use: zelyonka, iod and marganzovka. So you have variety of choices to be green, orange or purple.

AAAA!!!!!

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"gavno na palachky" sounds like a ripoff of English "crap on a stick'.

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Sovok to me is a type of folk who spends sh*tloads of time on Russian boards talking smack about their place of birth. When free, they go shopping at Russian drug stores to pick up obscure items like Zelyonka seeing as they never bothered assimilating into the new environment. No wonder, then, their spawn turn out to be exactly the same and talk shizz about their parents.

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The only things your grandparents can say in English is "hi," "bye," and "I don't speak English, I speak Russish" even though they have lived here for almost 20 years....


What's a vegetarian? Try telling babushka you don't eat meat and she'll probably feed you something anyway with the disclaimer, "kooshay kooshay, ni valnoysa--ano ni veedna" [eat, eat, don't worry you can't see it]


Everytime you compliment someone or say something positive, you might jinx them, so you always have to spit three times "ptu ptu ptu SHTOB NE ZGLAZAT!"

lol

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sooo true!


When your mother is being overly obnoxious with her loud ass tv, and her jammin russian music and you ask,"do you mind?" and she replies, "vidi vsad!!"

я ещо бойз не читала

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я не верю такое!!!


You have to sleep with no underwear "shtobi peeska dishala"

http://www.russiangirlproblems.com/?page=22

[bigfatred]

Much of it is nothing but cliches galore, the rest is just common sense. We get it- OP is that proverbial Sovok she won't quit talking about.

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You gather people in a circle at a Russian restaraunt, even if you dont know them, and begin to dance to Russian music as if you are under a spell. #RussianGuyproblems


You prepare a week in advance to explain to your non Russian girlfriend the environment of a Russian restaraunt party.

...

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when you grow up and realize you've been eating cows tongue.

...

When your dedushka claims that a meal without bread isn't a real abead.


If chornyi could understand what your babushka keeps whispering to you, you'd probably both get shot.

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Your dad calls Obama ABIZYANA in public and does not give a fuck because yemu pohuy. #RussianGirlProblems

http://www.russiangirlproblems.com/?page=57

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