Alter Ego
04-15-2005, 09:18 PM
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The Italian who went to New York
One day Ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitres I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only wona piss. I tella her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch! I don't even know the lady ana she calla me sonna ma bitch.
Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Emma's Restaraunt, the waitress bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table. You sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady ana she calla me sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man ana he call me sonna ma bitch.
I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch.
I go back to Italy!!
The Italian who went to New York
One day Ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitres I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only wona piss. I tella her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch! I don't even know the lady ana she calla me sonna ma bitch.
Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Emma's Restaraunt, the waitress bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table. You sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady ana she calla me sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man ana he call me sonna ma bitch.
I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch.
I go back to Italy!!