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    > > WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
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    > >> To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our
    > >> own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something
    > >> to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you
    > >> can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not
    > >> extend to His own children After creating heaven and earth, God
    > >> created Adam and Eve.
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    > >> And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
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    > >> "Don't what?" Adam replied.
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    > >> "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
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    > >> "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit?
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    > >> Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!"
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    > >> "No Way!"
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    > >> "Yes, way!"
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    > >> "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
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    > >> "Why"
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    > >> "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why
    > >> He hadn't stopped creation after making elephants. A few minutes
    > >> later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
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    > >> "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
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    > >> "Uh huh," Adam replied.
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    > >> "Then why did you?" said the Father.
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    > >> "I don't know," said Eve.
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    > >> "She started it!" Adam said
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    > >> "Did not!"
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    > >> "Did too!"
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    > >> "DID NOT!"
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    > >> Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and
    > >> Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it
    > >> has never changed.
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    > >> BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
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    > >> If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom
    > >> and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
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    > >> If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be
    > >> a piece of cake for you?
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    > >> THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
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    > >> 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk
    > >> and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and
    > >> shut up.
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    > >> 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
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    > >> 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
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    > >> 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
    > >> word what you shouldn't have said in the first place.
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    > >> 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
    > >> yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
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    > >> 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
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    > >> 7. Just when you redecorate their room into a nice TV room, they show
    > >> up with boxes, suitcases and large dogs, to move back home.
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    > >> ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
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    > >> Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.
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    > >> AND FINALLY:
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    > >> IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS
    > >> ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
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    > >> "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!

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