Can you guess the originals? :lol:
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My advice to future bride:
Don't get married, silly!
Morning comes your boobs aside,
Snatch is rumpled illy...
I am dragging to the bushes
This would-soon-be-legend.
Kinda shy of f@cking here
Queen of Beauty Pageant...
My plant is roaring
Just like bee-hive
Sh@t, is that boring?
I f@ck this life!
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
F@cking piece of iron!!!
Nick is sitting at the door,
Neither dancing, singing nor,
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
Thinking only "Whom to hump?"
Everything is going down,
Not enough prosperity,
There are things to care about
F@cking has priority.
Time has shifted for an hour
What a mess on globe
Dick was hard before wakeup
Now it's up at work.
Girls have called me to the party
I decided not to come,
It's because my clothing ugly
And my dick is tiny one.
I was sleeping with my honey
Absolutely naked,
I have took my panties off
Just to make a statement.
Ivan’s crossing village slowly
Outside it's cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if something's coming
Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace!
Train is speeding from Tambov
Tailgate lights are on and off,
Girls aboard what the heck! -
F@ck their way through ticket check
Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic whimp
Have no f@cking place to swim!
Girls had fight at country hut
Over who's the hairest cunt.
Well, more hair of the most
Had the beaver of the host.
You were mine the other day,
Mike is screwing you today.
He's got cock as thick as trees
On the Shishkin's masterpiece...
Have you seen four dicks together
Dancing on a mountain peak?
And one dick had f@cked another
But with yet another dick