Damn women drivers!!!

[Krakadil]

This morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a

woman

in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph

with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.


As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,

it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee

between my legs, splashed, and burned

Big Jim and theTwins,

ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!!

[Olezhik]

:lol:

[Джуля]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LaFemmeGavrila]

I do not wanna be mean, but... Yeah, men can shave driving, can do many other things and still driving woman is definitely sometning very dangerously unpredictable