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Krakadil
12-22-2004, 11:08 AM
To be sung to the tune of "There's a Hole in the Bucket."

There's a bug in the system, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a bug in the system, dear Liza, a bug.

Then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry.
Then fix it, dear Henry, then fix it with BAL.

It's object code only, dear Liza, dear Liza.
It's object code only, dear Liza, no source!

Then zap it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry.
Then zap it, dear Henry, and fix it for now.

I haven't the fiches, dear Liza, dear Liza,
I haven't the fiches, dear Liza, no source!

Then call in the Change Team, dear Henry, Dear Henry.
Then call in the Change Team to take their best shot.

They say it's a feature, dear Liza, dear Liza,
They say it's a feature; it WORKS AS DESIGNED.

Then appeal it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry.
Then appeal it, dear Henry, appeal it and win.

There's a bug in the system, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a bug in the system, dear Liza, a bug.