Хоккей ЧМ Power Rankings (funny coments)

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Power Rankings (as of April 30)

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CZECH REPUBLIC
Still good as gold after Game One
2.
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CANADA
Will Tavares lobby to move the Islanders to Central Europe?
3.
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GERMANY
Beethoven. Einstein. Endras.
4.
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SLOVAKIA
We're winning – and not like Charlie Sheen
5.
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FINLAND
It's a Granlund day for Finnish hockey
6.
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USA
After the 5-1 win, the Americans didn't have to release their birth certificates
7.
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NORWAY
If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight.
8.
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SWITZERLAND
Julien Vauclair is lights out in his Kosice debut
9.
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LATVIA
Gotta work on those angles, Mr. Masalskis
10.
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BELARUS
Beaten by children...ouch!
11.
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SWEDEN
Well, at least it wasn't Iceland
12.
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RUSSIA
What the (insert favourite Russian expletive)?
13.
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DENMARK
Nine shots of schnapps is a lot. Nine shots on goal is not.
14.
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FRANCE
If we'd stayed in Poland, maybe we would have scored a goal
15.
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SLOVENIA
Robert Kristan is Jesus Christ Superstar. Miroslav Satan is...well, you know.
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AUSTRIA
Arnold Schwarzenegger is available