Purchase or lease?

[Akela]

Many people cannot decide which is better - purchasing or leasing.

We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two stories of foolish men and cunning women.


Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5
year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per episode.

This is Heather...

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Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's
favorite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner, charged $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen...

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7976/image00222u.jpg

So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5
years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total
for sex every night .

This represents a $41.7 million savings. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot is, compared to the aging
Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;

* a (real) 22 year old

* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all technical requests

* no complaining

* no “Honey do” lists

* has two legs


Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost .....and no legal fees.

What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease
conundrum?...


http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6273/image00333q.jpg


Where would you rather be?...

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Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.....

:):):)

Обсудим?

[Буржуй]

Лисинг всегда дешевле. Но почемуто умные женщины нас ахмуряют нас так что мы забываем этот пастулат.

[Радригес]

обязательно нужно учитывать аммортизацию всех капитал ассетс.