View Full Version : Protection, protection...

11-12-2004, 10:43 AM
A man is walking along a sidewalk when he hears a voice.

"Stop. Stand still," says the voice. "If you take one more step, a brick
will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stops, and a brick
falls right in front of him. The man is astonished.

He goes on, and when he is about to cross a street, he hears the voice

"Stop. Stand still. If you take one more step, a car will run over you and
you will die."

The man stops, and a second later a car careens around the corner and
barely misses him.

"Where are you?" the man asks. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answers.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the heck were you when I got married?"