Ин грассен зиц кузнечик...

[LaFemmeGavrila]

Обьявляется конкурс на лучший перевод на английский

"В траве сидел кузнечик".

Приз - $10

Без понтов, никуда посылать без ведома автора не собираюсь - за базар атвичаю лична

[LaFemmeGavrila]

1st try, here we go:

In grass had sat Grasshoper,
In grass had sat Grasshoper,
He's cool like Alice Cooper
And like cucamber gre-en

Imagine yourselves, imagine yourselves -
He's cool like Alice Cooper
Imagine yourselves, imagine yourselves -
And like cucamber gre-en

But suddenly a froggy,
But suddenly a froggy
Had said: "My name is Гоги"
And eaten him big time

Imagine yourselves, imagine yourselves -
Had said: "My name is Гоги"
Imagine yourselves, imagine yourselves -
And eaten him big time

And that was such a bummer,
And that was such a bummer,
He could not be much dumber
To do such stupid crime

Imagine yourselves, imagine yourselves -
And that was such a bummer,
Imagine yourselves, imagine yourselves -
To do such stupid crime.

[LaFemmeGavrila]

пахожы я выграл чирвониц ура

[alex korolev]

пахожы я выграл чирвониц ура



кангратьюлэйшанс :lol:
када будем атмичать :?:
стаффь бутылку :!:

[LIL]

:D

[Galka]

Песня про кузнеца...на русском надеюсь на конкурс пройдёт...В стиле рэпа..дёргаемся все в такт...
Уу..ага..ага..КУЗНЕЕЕц!
Уу...зелёный молодеец!
ПС..тум..тада..сидел,
Дын..Дын..в траве балдел..

Ихс..Ихс..пришла Лягушкаааа,
Шлёп..Шлёп..нам не подружкаа,
Набииила своё брюшкооо..
Огрызла у мальца...УУ...АГА..АГА

У..бедного схрустелааа..
Дня три потом болелааа..
Яй Яй ..его жалела..
Остался без конца... :( .

Приставьте себе, приставьте себе.....
Ничем уж не поможешь..
Приставьте себе ,пришейте себе..
Назад уж не вернёёёёшь...

[LaFemmeGavrila]

Обьявляется конкурс на лучший перевод на английский

А так - маладца

[Galka]

Па англицки этак любой сможет ...а по русски-нада призадуматься.
.Короче приз даёшь или нет ? Деньги на бочку!!!

[LaFemmeGavrila]

тока за любоффь

[alex korolev]

One littlle green grasshopper
Was sitting in the fields
As green as a cucumber -
From Russian Deli dills.

Just picture this, just picture that
As green as a cucumber
Just picture this just picture that
From Russian Deli dills

Then Frog so mad and angry
Appeared. What a drag!
She was extremely hungry
And eaten little bug...

Just picture this, just picture that
Grasshopper hit a snag
Just picture this, just picture that
Frog's chewing little bug.

[LaFemmeGavrila]

алекс пока лидирует

[Galka]

:cry:

[Baba_Yaga]

Grasshopper was green,
In grass it was hiding;
Just picture this scene
A bit fantasizing.

He was as green as pickle
And there came a frog,
I wouldn't give a nickel
For life of poor hop!

Imagine yourself
A big and rutheless frog,
Consuming the health
Of poor grasshop!

It was really sad:
Blood, brains everywhere,
The scene was so bad,
It gave me a scare!

[Galka]

Не даёте мне приз-ну и не нада..я свой голос Бабульке отдаю ..вот..у неё самый задушевный стих...

[LaFemmeGavrila]

это, без базара, заявка

[alex korolev]

Не даёте мне приз-ну и не нада..я свой голос Бабульке отдаю ..вот..у неё самый задушевный стих...



А я бы приз всешки Галке присудил, кабы б меня спросили... :lol:
Как прекрасной половине, Яга - типа мужик :34:

[Baba_Yaga]

А я бы приз всешки Галке присудил, кабы б меня спросили... :lol:
Как прекрасной половине, Яга - типа мужик :34:

Согласен, но не потому что она принадлежит к прекрасной половине, а за оригинальность.

[LaFemmeGavrila]

три недели остается до финала; пока я бы выбирал между Ягой и Алексом - Галка бесспорно рулит, но - мимо английского... Но - рулит (Но - мимо)))

[alex korolev]

This bug was small as nickel
Sat quiet in the weeds
He was all green like pickle
That's full of tiny seeds

All of a sudden Frog-ster,
Well-known munch on bugs
Ambushed this dude like mobster
And eate him - no huggs...

He was a little dandy
He didn't expect this end
But life is full of danger -
If you don't pay your rent!

Imagine picture clear:
Sun, lawn, green grass, no fog,
Farm on the hill is near,
Bug-chewing hungry frog...

So sadly green grasshopper
Was finished in daylight
Oh, poor little pooper,
Became frog's linch delight

This sad, but real story
Has meaning for all us -
Its better safe, than sorry -
Don't hide in grass your ass!

[Baba_Yaga]

Хотел написать ещё стих, но у меня получилась песня. Петь на мелодию "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL"

помните:

Oh beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain.
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee,
....

Итак:

How green it was, oh beautiful
Grasshopper full of life
He honest was and faithful
To his big ugly wife

Grasshopper, Grasshopper
A frog is wife of thee
An ugly, angry, hungry beast
That came from dirty sea!

Oh beautiful as grass that green
As pickles in the store
He was not soft as jelly bean
And always thrived for more!

Grasshopper, Grasshopper
A frog is wife of thee
An ugly, angry, hungry beast
That came from dirty sea!

Oh beautiful, for that last kiss
He was once chewed to death
By big and angry wife of his
That took his final breath

Grasshopper, Grasshopper
A frog is wife of thee
An ugly, angry, hungry beast
That came from dirty sea!

[LaFemmeGavrila]

пилят, эта проста писедз!

ну че? по пятерке вам высылать?

[Baba_Yaga]

ну че? по пятерке вам высылать?

Мне высылать не надо, лучше на мою пятёрку купи себе штаны на аватару.

[alex korolev]

ну че? по пятерке вам высылать?

Мне высылать не надо, лучше на мою пятёрку купи себе штаны на аватару.


а за мою бюстгальтер :lol: