Krakadil
05-06-2006, 05:16 PM
Got this in the e-mail this morning. Thought I would share it with
everyone. It may have been posted before. I got a chuckle out of it.
Headlines from the year 2029!
Ozone and hydrogen gas created by electric cars is now killing millions
in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia. Mexifornia was
formerly the State of California.
White minorities are still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.
Baby conceived naturally, scientists are stumped.
Male/female couple petitions Supreme Court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 100
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at the age of 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Walker Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
U.S. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85 year, $75.8 billion study complete: Diet and exercise is the key to
weight loss!
Average weight of Americans drops to 300 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
(I just sent it. I didn't write it!)
State of Massachusetts executes their last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
rights.
Average height of NBA player is now nine feet, seven inches.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters are still having trouble with voting machine
everyone. It may have been posted before. I got a chuckle out of it.
Headlines from the year 2029!
Ozone and hydrogen gas created by electric cars is now killing millions
in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia. Mexifornia was
formerly the State of California.
White minorities are still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.
Baby conceived naturally, scientists are stumped.
Male/female couple petitions Supreme Court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 100
more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at the age of 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Walker Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
U.S. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85 year, $75.8 billion study complete: Diet and exercise is the key to
weight loss!
Average weight of Americans drops to 300 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
(I just sent it. I didn't write it!)
State of Massachusetts executes their last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
rights.
Average height of NBA player is now nine feet, seven inches.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters are still having trouble with voting machine